Misconceptions of Me

The Miss Jamaica US Pageant Crowning Affair -- August 22nd!

2010-08-20T10:22:00.000-05:00

Hello everyone,

Thank you for your support, kind words and your VOTE! I am currently in the lead with the most online votes. I am beyond grateful and appreciative.

If you are interested in attending the crowning affair on Sunday, August 22nd please let me know! I am currently selling tickets:

The Miss Jamaica US Beauty Pageant Crowning Affair
Date: Sunday August 22, 2010
Time: 7:30pm
Address: The Greentree Country Club
538 Davenport Avenue
New Rochelle, NY 10805
Phone: 914.636.8500
Price: $25
Hor d'oeuvres,live entertainment and dancing!

This event is particularly special, as it is being held on the night after my 24th birthday. In lieu of birthday festivities this year I am asking everyone to attend my pageant instead. I hope you all will be able to attend.

Once again, thank you in advance for your time, consideration and YOUR VOTE! Please continue to vote once a day every day until August 22nd! Your vote counts! Feel free to pass this email along to your friends, family and colleagues. Your efforts are appreciated! Let's take the crown next!

Remember for more information, please contact me directly at cvmellish@gmail.com and/or (917) 297-2731.

Best regards,
Channell Mellish

Miss Jamaica US Finalist - Miss St. Catherine

"Aim beyond your wildest expectations; never settle for mediocrity"

Channell Mellish for Miss Jamaica US 2010!

2010-08-13T10:02:00.001-05:00

Good Morning everyone!

As some of you may already know I am currently a finalist in the Miss Jamaica US beauty pageant. I am representing the parish of St. Catherine, one of the largest and most economically thriving parishes in the quaint island of Jamaica.

The crowning affair takes place on Sunday, August 22nd at the Green Tree Country Club in New Rochelle, NY. At this time online votes are being accepted. You may vote for me by emailing missjamaicaus@gmail.com. Please post "Channell Mellish for Miss Jamaica US 2010" in the subject line. In the body of the email you may also opt to write a brief message about why you think I am the most suitable contestant for this prestigious role.

This is my first pageant, although I have modeled in a few fashion shows and modeled costumes for local and renowned carnival costume designers, Carnival Divaz Productions. I entered this pageant to expose myself to a new awe-inspiring experience, while at the same time hoping to get an opportunity to represent my homeland and present a positive image of Jamaican womanhood. In addition, this pageant and the title would grant me an opportunity to get more involved in a number of community organizations and service projects that assist the Jamaica community.

My platform/issue: There are a number of issues and affairs in Jamaica that are currently of interest to me, especially the escalating crime rate, the lack of viable obs for the newly graduated individuals entering the work force and of course, the ever growing "brain drain", where Jamaica's skilled youths are fleeing the island in hopes of better opportunities abroad. Although these issues are of paramount importance, the issue that most concerns me is the growing HIV infection rate amount the youth population. If I win the title I hope to use my influence and clout to initiate projects that work with community organizations on building programs to educate, guide and inform the impressionable youth about proper family planing techniques, safer sexual practices and the importance of a positive self image.

Thank you in advance for your time, consideration and YOUR VOTE! Please vote once a day every day until August 22nd! Your vote counts! Feel free to pass this email along to your friends, family and colleagues. Your efforts and support are appreciated!

For more information, please contact me directly at cvmellish@gmail.com and/or (917) 297-2731.

Best regards,
Channell Mellish
Miss Jamaica US Finalist - Miss St. Catherine

"Aim beyond your wildest expectations; never settle for mediocrity"

Edited to add: Official pageant pics will be posted soon!

Modeling for Ramajay Mas!!

2010-08-04T10:26:00.000-05:00

So, you know I loveee carnival and my mas! I absolutely can't get enough of the sheer rush and excitement! So, when the opportunity came up to model at the Ramajay Mas band launch I jumped on it! Ramajay Mas is a fairly new band in the NYC area, but they are the new "hot" bad yuh know! There are only in their sophomore year and they are the talk of the town....Sesame Flyers hadda take a backseat yes! They have sensational blinged out, SKIMPY costumes coupled with an on the road moving party reminiscent of the Trinidad mas vibe.

I modeled for the Carnival Divaz section "Aphrodite." It was quite an experience! I've modeled before (when I was thinner LoL!), but I've never done a band launch and I must tell yuh I was actually very nervous about whining on stage. It's different when you're whining down low at at party, as opposed to on a stage in front of a crowd of people critiquing your every move! It was almost impossible for me to get on bad or "wassy" on stage! Yuh fren had to take a hot before I went on stage LoL!

Anyway, in the end it was a great experience! Loved it! The band management is comprised of a group of young and organized individuals with a vision. Have to support that! Plus, they have fabulous costumes that are on par with costumes produced in Trinidad (well..some of the section...not all eh!). Although, I modeled the Aphrodite section costume I registered in Lakshmi, because I fell in love with the radiant pink and gold tones and uber sexy wire bra! I love ah naked costume! I can't wait to parade, prance and palance on the road come Labor Day!

Here are a few pics and video:

Well...Yes!!! I'm Back!!!

2010-07-31T09:08:00.001-05:00

Well...yes! I know it's been a longgg while, but I'm back! I must confess I got caught up with life! It has been an extremely hectic couple of months for me.

After returning from Trinidad Carnival I planned a trip to Jamaica Carnival (which was canceled due to unnecessary drama...ha!) started a film production certification course at MNN, applied for graduate school at The New School, traveled to Italy on vacation, started an internship at Travelista TV, modeled for Ramajay Mas Launch and entered the Miss Jamaica USA beauty pageant! I've been a busy little bee!

Now, I'm back where I started...planning for Trinidad Carnival 2011! This year will be different, as I'm going with a new, vibrant crew! So, on my next trip to Trinidad I intend on planning more "touristy" outings. Though I still will be going to all the fetes and playing mas and having a time!

Here are a few pictures from Trinidad Carnival 2010 (my arrival, fetes and mas with TRIBE Carnival):

Carnival Tabanca!

2010-02-23T08:02:00.001-05:00

I'm back.....and with a serious carnival tabanca! Lawdy, I must have listened to that Problem Child song, "Part Hard" too much because say what...I'm sick like a toddler! Coughing, chest congestion, runny nose, fever...the works!

I'm going back to bed now! I will post about my FABULOUS time in Trini soon :-)

Carnival Countdown!!!

2010-01-30T12:32:00.007-05:00

The countdown is on...

The next few postings will be related to Carnival! Please bare with me! Yuh all know I live for this! I'm almost all ready to go for Trinidad Carnival! I just have a few more things to purchase and to pickup my Monday wear! Although I'm no longer in Mulberry, I'll still be wearing Monday wear to match that section. Its way too late to redesign and redecorate my Monday gear! See more Monday wear pictures below:
bra and boyshorts (not complete as yet!)

Monday boots
As I previously mentioned I'm in a new section in TRIBE. I absolutely adore my costume. Mystery of Loulan Premium Frontline! I'm in heaven. I plan to add feathers to my jeweled armpieces and rhinestone design along my upper body to add an extra "wow" factor to the costume. I'm a headpiece lover so I'm gong to attempt to keep on my headpiece for the entire day.

Mystery of Loulan Premium FL In regards to fetes I've a packed lineup for the week before Carnival! I arrive in Trinidad on the 9th and will be enjoying every moment of this experience. This is my tentative fete schedule:
Wed, Feb 10th - Bacchanal Wednesday
Thurs, Feb. 11th - Beach House
Friday, Feb. 12th - Silent Morning Boat Ride & Girl Power
Sun, Feb 14th - Diamond Vale Breakfast Party & Brian Lara Fete
I'll also be attending the Beyonce Concert on February 18th! I told yuh all....I'm going every and anywhere!

I'm hoping to make the usual stops to Maracas for Richard's bake & shark, Trini treats and to my favourite doubles spot in Curepe.

Is there anywhere I must go while I'm in in Trinidad? Let me know!

They're Trying to Lock Me Up!!!

2010-01-28T20:10:00.003-05:00

Oh gosh! Now, I have a story to tell yuh all a story! I've been downloading music for years...don't lie, we all do it! I recently cut back on the amount of music I download though, since I frequently receive free dj podcasts and mixes.

Now, while perusing my inbox last week I saw that I received a message from my Internet provider. The title of the email blew me away, "Notice of Claim of Copyright Infringement". What!? I immediately opened this message. Enclosed was the below letter:

Dear Verizon Online Customer:

We are writing to advise you that Verizon recently received a notification from a copyright owner of a possible copyright violation that appears to involve your Verizon Online account (the "Complaint"). The work(s) identified by the copyright owner in its Complaint are listed below.

We are contacting you because our records indicate that the Internet protocol (IP) address provided to us by the copyright owner was assigned to your service on the date and time identified by the copyright owner. While this activity may have occurred without your permission or knowledge by an unauthorized user, or perhaps by a minor who may not fully understand the copyright laws, as the primary account holder, you are legally responsible for all activity originating from your account.

Copyright work(s) identified in the Complaint:
Copyright infringement level: 1
Notice ID: 2223851815
Title: Smack That
File Name: smack_that_ft _eminem.mp3
File Size: 6214208
Timestamp: 01-14-2010 05:57:00 UTC

Copyright infringement is a serious matter that violates U.S. copyright law and subjects infringers to criminal and civil liability. It also violates our Acceptable Use Policy (http://www2.verizon.net/policies/acceptable_use.asp) and Terms of Service (http://www2.verizon.net/policies/tos.asp). If you, or someone using your Internet connection, are engaged in the conduct alleged by the copyright owner, we urge you to stop (and ensure that anyone else who might have access to your Internet connection also stops).

Protecting Your Privacy: The copyright owner has not asked Verizon to identify you, and Verizon will NOT provide your identity without a lawful subpoena or other lawful process. However, if the copyright owner does issue a lawful subpoena or other lawful process that seeks information about your identity or account, Verizon will be legally required to provide the requested information to the copyright owner.

If you have questions regarding this notice or would like to view Frequently Asked Questions about copyrights and piracy please visit us at www.verizon.net/copyrightfaq.

We appreciate your cooperation on this matter.
Sincerely,
Verizon Online

What! They want to lock me up for downloading music...and downloading an Eminem song at that! I tell yuh these things only happen to me yuh nuh. Well, I sent Verizon a very witty response, where I basically stated that they need to use their time and energy to monitor the pedophiles downloading child pornography and let me and my minor infractions be! To be on the safe side I deleted all my music downloading software! I'm not going to jail over no music....yuh can "Smack That" Verizon Online!

TRIBE Mulberry Costume for Sale!

2010-01-19T12:24:00.003-05:00

Hey everyone,

I'm back in high spirits again, as it's almost that that time again...CARNIVAL! With that said, I'm selling my TRIBE Mulberry Costume. My friend playing in Loulan Individual is no longer playing mas, so I'm going to take her costume and sell my Mulberry costume.

Though I adore my Mulberry costume. The Loulan individual was like love at first sight for me! Please let me know if you or anyone you know are interested in buying this lovely costume.

Message me here or at cvmellish@gmail.com!

Thanks,
Channell

Monday Wear in the Airr!!! Part I!!!!

2010-01-10T12:37:00.009-05:00

Oh gosh! I can't wait for January to be over so this graduate school application process can be over! It is extremely time consuming process....to say the least!

Anyway, on to what's on my mind right now...my Carnival Monday Wear! This year I decided to go the extra mile with my Monday wear. I'll be wearing a caged bra, specially designed by Johnny Cool of Samba Costumes. The "Channell" bra is the result of a series of emails between Johnny and I.

The wire frame of my caged bra

Of course, I had no clue how to decorate and style the bra, so after receiving the wire bra from Johnny, I ordered a bikini top and boyshorts sets from Bad Kitty Exotic Wear. Initially, I attempted to decorate my outfit myself. However, after a few hours of frustration, I decided to leave the decorating to the professionals. I then enlisted Carnival Divaz to assist me! She will be decorating my entire Monday wear kit: bra, boy shorts and boots!

In the decorating phase (pink & other rhinestones to be added)

In addition, I've ordered draw string bags from Bags By Mimi! I ordered a plain bag for Monday and will be using the fully decorated bag on Tuesday. I think I'm covered when it comes to my Monday wear. I just need to get a few inexpensive bangles and earrings.

My drawstring bag for Tuesday! I'll be wearing a plain version to this bag on Monday!

In part two of this post I'll detail my plans for my hair and accessories for Carnival Monday and Tuesday! Keep locked in for updates!

2009...Oh Lordy!

2009-12-31T18:47:00.004-05:00

What a year it has been! To be honest 2009 was a very difficult year for me...beyond difficult. In the first half of the year every aspect of my life took a blow. It was a humbling, painful experience!

However, after my 23rd birthday I resolved to stay positive and look forward and onward! I finally decided to pursue my career dream of being a media personality, applied to grad school and started preparing for a pageant. I'm also planning a number of trips for next year...I've caught the travel bug! Did I tell yuh all that I won airline tickets at my office party! So...yeah...even more traveling!

I've drifted apart from a number of friends, but reconnected with a few family members. Overall, I've experienced a lot of much needed growth over this past year. Hopefully, I'll rise to the occasion in 2010!

My closing quote for this year is: "Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh never mind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded. But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can’t grasp now..."

Very Merry Christmas!!!!

2009-12-25T10:13:00.003-05:00

Merry Christmas to all my blog readers!!! I wish you all a day blessed and filled with family, love, happiness and an abundance of food!!!

I'm getting ready to make Christmas breakfast now, then later it's on to dinner preparations!! My Christmas started off slowly, but I'm going to try to make the best of it!!! Love you all!!

--Channell

News Flash!!

2009-12-23T12:37:00.007-05:00

I feel like a Jamaican newspaper, but I have to report that there was a airline crash last night in Jamaica. According to the Jamaica Observer American Airlines Flight 331 from Miami landed and then broke into two upon impact at Norman Manley International Airport!

American Airlines is reporting "there have been no reported injuries or fatalities on Flight #331. Standby for updates." However, about forty passengers had to be taken to the Kingston Public Hospital (KPH). Most have broken bones, bruises and trauma. No reported fatalities at this time! Glad to hear that!

All these plane crashes of late has me beyond worried! There hasn't been this many plane mishaps since the late eighties/ early nineties! Hopefully, the FAA and the airlines are not spending less on upgrades and oversight in an attempt to save money in these times!

For the full story, check out the Jamaica Observer and/or Jamaica Gleaner.

**Pic courtesy of my friend Mark Beckford, who works for the Jamaica Gleaner.

UPDATED! Please read Bonita Jamaica's posting on this story! GREAT READ!

Call me Ms. Claus!! Christmas Shopping!!

2009-12-22T08:05:00.005-05:00

I don't know if it's the recession or because I went to smaller locations, but there wasn't a massive crowd when I went Christmas shopping yesterday afternoon. I managed to get almost all the gifts on my list!

This year I'm very organized when it comes to gift shopping! I have a budget and a fix set of gifts to get. The most expensive gift I've purchased so far has to be my Mommy's gift. She hinted (one million times) that she wanted a pair of Uggs! She is a nurse at a very busy hospital so she wanted something comfortable to wear when she was on her later shifts! I must be the only person in a America that doesn't own a pair of Uggs! I used to think they were so Ugg-ly! However, they have these new designs that are quite cute! If you have smaller feet, the Uggs do not look so humongous! I'm now thinking of getting a pair for myself yuh nuh! However, I already bought myself a Christmas gift! Yes...you have to by yourself a gift...no one loves you like YOU! I bought a custom made rhinestone iPhone case for myself from Posh Life Bling. I needed a new phone case and I've been eying this website forever! I'm a rhinestone junkie...something about things that sparkle fascinate me! I'm eagerly awaiting the arrival of my package!

My favourite store visit though was to Toys R Us! I think I bought out the entire store for my little cousins. I won't lie...I bought a toy or two for myself...LoL! Wait...no, my trip to MAC Cosmetics was the best! I don't know why, but every time I get in this store I loose all sense of frugality and just buy up things like my money is growing on trees! I love makeup though, so I never shy away from adding to my collection. To all my fellow MAC junkies, please note that for every six MAC containers you bring back you get a FREE eyeshadow, lipstick or lip gloss! I had so many containers I received two free eye shadows and a lipstick!

I'm continuing my Christmas shopping today. I have two more gifts to purchase. Of course, I left the two gifts purchases for the men...for last! Shopping for a man is so difficult nowadays!

I hope there are still no crowds. I can't deal with the panic- infused, pickpocket heaven crowds! I have to go to Macys today to get my father's gift and I'm dreading that thought! Macys is like honey to the touristy bees flying around the city!

Wish me luck!

What's going on!?

2009-12-20T13:07:00.003-05:00

As usual I was perusing through the Jamaica Gleaner while sipping on my morning cupa' tea and I was instantly depressed by the lead stories that day! I read this news story about the new taxes that are going to be imposed! The local government is planning to tax basic necessities from feminine pads to gas!

I also read another article that the government is in negotiations for the sale of Air Jamaica. To make matters worse the government is also selling its twenty percent shares in the Jamaica Public Service (JPS) the nations electricity company. But wait... they're also selling the newly remodeled and revamped Norman Manley International Airport. So, in essence, they spent taxpayers monies just to sell the airport...I bet to a foreign investor too!

Here is the best (sarcasm) news of all ::drum roll: The government is planning on borrowing more money in this coming year...yet again...from the living devil a/k/a the IMF! I can't even comment on that!

It is all so sad! When a country borrows money from such an organization there are stipulations...crude stipulations! One of the key IMF policies is to privatize...as much as possible, even if its leads to long term internal economic detriment. Thus, I figure the government is selling out all the public owned entities! They fail to realize that a country can not grow if we are too dependent on foreign investment! Borrowing more money from the IMF is bad..bad..BAD! We need to focus on creating a feasible 50 year socioeconomic plan of action; building wealth from within! Jamaica is not a barren, hopeless nation! We have numerous resources that could be effectively exploited! Too many bad decision! Way too much CORRUPTION!

Sorry for my long monologue...it just kills me too see the downward spiral of the only place I will ever call home! Sigh!

Ohh Buju!!! Not an Easy Road...

2009-12-15T22:32:00.004-05:00

So, by now I'm sure you've all heard about the recent incarceration of Buju Banton, whose real name Mark Anthony Myrie! I'm not even going to lie...I was beyond shocked! I have been Buju fans years. In fact he is hands down my favourite Jamaican artiste....period!

I vividly remember the first time I saw Buju perform! My Mommy....yes my Mommy...carried me to Reggae Sunspash to see him live and in action! Mind yuh this is before he became a "conscious" artiste so it was the gold ole 'Big it up" and "Batty Rider" tunes! I've been a Buju fan since then. I adore his entire collection...from the "slack" tunes to the more political laced melodies. He is diverse and undeniably talented! Til Sliloh is in my top five favourite albums of all time!

The million dollar question:

Why you should an accomplished artiste decide to dabble in the drug trade? My only conclusion ca be greed! He was already making over US$60,000 per show/performance! Greed...substance abuse? I don't understand eh! Buju is currently charged with conspiracy to possess with intent to distribute cocaine, along with two other individuals! I will continue to follow the case, as the story develops! In a recent article, it states that Banton remains hopeful despite the charges against him!

Read more about the story in a Jamaica Gleaner article HERE!
Read the affidavit by the United States Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA).

I'm Alive!!!

2009-12-08T12:03:00.003-05:00

I'm alive!! Where have I been!? What have a been doing!? Well...I've been here in NYC...doing nothing!

Ah joke, I've been spending the majority of my time studying and preparing for my GRE's and grad school. Oh gosh, it's so much work to just apply to these schools. It's beyond overwhelming...to say the least! Remember now, I'm switching from law to media so I've had to rework my career plans and my immediate goals.

Don't fret, I'll be taking my exam and mailing off my applications by the end of this month so I'll be back to blogging regularly again!!

Other than that, I've been exploring the city more and trying to take in the cultural side of NYC! Though I often complain about the city (and the people here!) there is always something fresh and exciting to do or explore here. I have pics and posting to share...coming soon!

Now, yuh know I can't write ah post and not mention Carnival! It's almost that time of year again! I'm very excited and ready to board that airplane on February 9th! My visit to Trinidad this year will be twice as nice, as my friend's wedding will be held on the Saturday after Carnival. I'm a bridesmaid in the wedding, so I'm looking forward to that event just as much as I'm eagerly looking forward to wining down the road on Carnival Monday and Tuesday!

Hope yuh all have been doing splendid! Did yuh all miss mi!? I hope so LoL!

Talk to yuh all later!

P.S-- It is too rass cold here in NY...oh gosh man! I'm freezinggg over here!

Remembering 9/11

2009-09-11T18:14:00.002-05:00

9/11 will forever be ingrained in my memory. Back then I was in high school and my Daddy was in NY working as a Telecommunications Engineer for a thriving, mid-sized company. He worked on the 83rd floor of the World Trade Center.

On September 11, 2001 almost all of my Daddy's co-workers died as the towers crumbled. He is one of three survivors from his office. He survived because on that day there was local election day in NY and he went to vote before going to work that day. When he went to the voting site they couldn't find his name on the list, turns out he was at the wrong polling station. He had to walk a few blocks to eventually cast his vote. This simple decision to vote before he went to vote (and not after work like he usually did) saved his life.

When my Daddy arrived at the World Trade Center he walked in and immediately saw a sea of people running out in a frenzy. He followed suit and ran. He watched as the building crumbled while he was texting his co-workers stuck in the skies above. He was the senior manager of his department, so he knew them all well. Apart of him was buried on that day.

While all of this was going on in NY...I was sitting in my classroom in Jamaica. I remember a teacher, Ms. Williams, coming up to me and asking to talk to me privately. She told me that she knew my Daddy worked in the World Trade and if I was aware of the planes crashing into the building. I immediately started to cry...no...bawl...I dropped to the floor and rolled. I've NEVER cried that much in my life.My memories of my father flashed in front of me. I had to be taken to the nurse's office at school and put to lay down on a bed. For I was convinced my Daddy had died...because he was ALWAYS on time for work. All I kept on saying was " but he can't die, who is going to give me away at my weddings." I was so delirious! My godmother had to come and pick me up from school. Hear nah, she was so distraught herself she nearly crash driving me home!! Woman nearly drive off the bridge eh! Imagine that! Well, It was not until hours later that I found out from my Grandparents (living in Florida) that my Daddy was alive and that he couldn't get through to call us, because all the circuits were so busy.

Let mi tell yuh, that was by far the worst day of my life. That day made me realize that life is precious. People often laugh at how close I am to my parents. My parents are my life. That day made me cling to them even more. I saw my Mother break down in tears when she finally heard my father's voice. I cried because I thought I had lost the one man I will forever love unconditionally.

Eight years later, 9/11 has changed my life. After the incident my parents decided it was best my Mommy and I relocate to NY. I reluctantly moved to NY. My family dynamics have changed...my lifestyle has changed...things are definitely different. Hear what though....I still have my father and life...a whopping number of people can't say the same. I'm beyond grateful.

RIP all the General Telecom workers and thousands others that died that unfaithful day. My heart continues to weep...

Dis is not a party, dis is not a fete, dis is a mad...mad...MADHOUSE!!!!!

2009-09-05T11:47:00.003-05:00

Labor Day weekend is here!!!!! Oh gosh!!!! Every West Indian in the Tri-state area will be out in full force this Labor Day weekend. It'll be fete after fete...concert after concert....ah love it!!!

So, I picked up my Rain Frontline costume last night at the Ramajay mas camp! I'm more than pleased with my costume! They didn't skimp on the bling and gems at all! Listen nuh, I feel like a million bucks....I'm blinging from head to toe eh! I have pics of my costume, but I'll post those up tomorrow!

Costume distribution went smoothly! I received all the pieces of my costume, plus realll accessories and a nice goody bag with promotional goods! I felt like I was at a TRIBE distribution. They were extremely organized and fixed any problems I had with speed and a smile! Costumer service so far is exceptional. I'm eager to see how it goes on the road come Monday!

I'm finishing up the final touches on my boots! Then I'm headed to the D'Original Vale Breakfast Party tonight!!! Have a safe Labor Day weekend everyone!!!

Don't drink and drive....drink and wine!!!

Black, GOLD and Green!!!

2009-08-30T08:24:00.006-05:00

I know I'm a bit late, but I want to express how proud I am of my Jamaican athletes! It was a relief to see a positive news headline on the Jamaica Gleaner's website for a chance! For a few days I saw reports of sheer pride and glory, rather than turmoil and murder!

Our athletes did outstanding at the IAAF World Championships! Jamaica set the record for the number of medals attained at the Championships! As my friend's status update on Facebook adequately puts it, "Right yah now we have more gold then de federal reserve to rass" LoL!

We hae always had phenomenal Track and Field athletes! Merlene Ottey used to be our bronze prize! Now, we have the likes of Usain Bolt, Asafa Powell and Shelly-Ann Fraser.Winning these medals was no easy feat for them. They train RIGOROUSLY and TIRELESSLY in the HEAT! It's amazing how much raw talent can come out of one small country..."we likkle but we tallawah."

I've always said that the people are what make my country so spectacular! We have the ability to overcome and achieve, despite the daily struggles! Now, if only our politicians were as great as our athletes we would be on the fast track to economic growth and stability eh!

Enjoy the pics!

*Pics taken from Go-Jamaica. For more pics from the IAFF World Championships click HERE

TRIBE Costume for SWAP!!

2009-08-22T09:19:00.006-05:00

TRIBE is officially SOLD OUT! However, I'm looking to swap a female backline Mulberry costume with a large headpiece for an Osage costume or an Xi Ling Shi with a large headpiece. If anyone is interested or want further details, email me at cvmellish@gmail.com or call 917-297-2731.

Also, if anyone is selling any TRIBE female costumes in the section (preferably in Tyrian Purple or Xi Ling Shi) frontline or backline please feel free to contact me as well!

Happy Birthday to Me!!!

2009-08-22T08:56:00.006-05:00

Well, I'm finally feeling a lot better than I was a coupe days/weeks ago! Yesterday I celebrated by 23rd birthday! Usually for my birthday I plan a big bashment/party months in advance. This year I decided to keep it low key. I took the day off from work and went out to dinner and drinks. It was a relatively quiet celebration, but I liked it! I'm headed to the spa this weekend and will have dinner with my parents as well to ring in the new year in my life.

I have a number of goals for this year! I'm sharing them with you all, so that over the next coupe of months you may ask and even cuss me out if I haven't fulfilled these goals!

My goals for the next year are:
-- To take the GRE and apply to grad school for Fall 2010
-- Start preparing for my pageant. I'm hiring a pageant manager!
-- To be more sociable and not so GRUMPY!
-- To rebuild my friendships with genuine friends! I dun cut off all the frenimies and fakes!
-- Work out more effectively, for a healthier body!

I'm on my way in accomplishing a number of these goals, as I sleep with my GRE book right beside me LoL! No lie, it's my new best friend. It took me a few years to decide what I ultimately wanted to do career-wise, but I've finally decided. I'm going to take the leap and get back into the school steam. I graduated undergrad Phi Beta Kappa with a double major at the age of 20 years, so I know I can accomplish great things if I put my mind to it.

In three months, I'll detail how much progress I've made.

I'm out and bad...

Out Sick!

2009-08-11T20:07:00.003-05:00

Oh gosh! I've been missing in action since last week because I went to Orlando to attend a family reunion and my Aunt's "sweet sixty" birthday party. While in Orlando, I didn't have time to breathe, much less time to blog!

Of course, where there is family...there is DRAMA! I'm going to start carrying my video camera everywhere with me, because the chaos that ensued this past weekend would be worth thousands...scratch that...millions LoL!
I'm back in NY now, but at home sick. I must've caught the cold/cough/fever bug that was going around at my Aunt's workplace! I had a ridiculously high temperature this morning and had to call out sick from work and go to the doctor! My insurance company must detest me, because I'm constantly visiting the doctor! I'll be visiting the Dr. again soon....as I'm about to make a life-changing decision....I'll save that for another posting.

A pic of Me and my Mommy at the family reunion/party

Well....while I was in Orlando dealing with family disputes, both Spice and TRIBE released their prices! The frontline prices are relatively reasonably in comparison to this year's prices. However, the backline prices are outrageous! The majority f the costumes are prices over US$600! Soon it will be more cost effective to play frontline, than backline!

The TRIBE NY Launch also took place this weekend. I wasn't able to attend, but I heard it was an entertaining presentation, though all the costumes were not on display. The major complaints were the prices for the alcoholic beverages and the music selection (apparently too much dancehall was being played). I hope TRIBE has another NY launch next year and maybe offer registration, like the UK launch. See video of the launch HERE!

Poll Time: Which Costume Should I Select?

2009-08-02T10:37:00.011-05:00

After viewing TRIBE's costume choices for their 2010 presentation Secret of Silk I've narrowed down my final selections. Which costume do you think would suite me best? The voting box is located on the top right-hand corner beside this post! Vote!

*Here are a few pics of me from this past Carnival season, so you can get an idea of my body type.

Here are the costume choices (in no particularly order of preference). Click on the pics to make them bigger:

Option 1--Mystery of Loulan

Option 2-- Mulberry

Option 3-- Xi Ling Shi

Option 4-- Tyrian Purple

Option 5-- Lapiz Lazuli

Option 6- Threads of Morocco

Optionn 7-- Charmuese

Option 8-- Osage

All photos are taken from Triniscene. View more photos here!

Identity Crisis..LoL!

2009-07-30T09:38:00.002-05:00

Well, from the inception of this blog I've used the moniker, *nycyahdie*. Recently, I switched my name to MsMellish, as this is my profile name on other social networking sites like Twitter.

However, I've realized the constantly switching my name often confuses other bloggers. I've decided to use my real first name from now on....which is Channell. Feel free to refer to me by that name...or until I switch it up again LoL!

Blog for Thought!

2009-07-25T06:59:00.003-05:00

Yuh all might have notice that I often blog about lighter, more jovial topics of late. I haven't written a social commentary piece in awhile. This is because it's down right depressing to discuss some of the controlled chaos that is currently taking place in my homeland, Jamaica. Jamaica is my heartbeat. I bleed black, gold and green. However, I recognize that crime, corruption, greed, wanton brutality and the over-expansionon of capitalism has taken a toll on my beautiful country.

Though my immediate goal is to become a renowned TV personality and eventually delve into production.My ultimate goali s to form a non-governmental organization (NGO) to address the socio-economic issues plaguing Caribbean and South American nations. Basically, I want to address the task that CARICOM has so miserably FAILED to do.

With that said...

I implore you all to read Ennekaycee's EXCELLENT post on her blog entitled "Afraid? Probably...Desensitized? DEFINITELY. It's a must read. This was my comment on this thought-provoking piece:

TERRIFIC POST! This post really hit home for me! I fully agree with you that people have become desensitized. We are overexposed to crime that is seemingly becoming "normal" to hear or read about it. I'm from Jamaica. I was born in Kingston and lived in another major town there for the most of my life.

EVERYDAY there is a story about murder. At one point our murder rate was getting so ridiculously high the new commentators stopped talking about it. It's sad,but when I read the Jamaica Gleaner (our national and most accredited newspaper) I expect to see a story about death and despair.

Many of my friends (who classify themselves as middle-class and upper middle class) didn't use to really pay attention to the growing murder rate until their posh, gated communities became targets. Contrary to popular belief, Jamaica is not constituted of just "shottas" there is a range of classes ranging from the uber-wealthy to the miserably poor.

Have you ever watched the film "Lord of the Flies"? Well that is a microcosm of Jamaican society. People rarely act as a unified whole. Instead everyone is segregated by class and the middle- and upper- middle class are just now starting to take action because crime is no longer isolated to the "ghetto" it's real and affecting people from all walks of life.

What people fail to realize is that crime eradication is a task that the ENTIRE nation has to take part in.Everyone has to lookout for their fellow citizen. We have to erase this "me,myself and mentality" and work together to rectify the socio-econonomic problems that spur crime in the first place!

and...

Aye aye...I forgot to mention that the comment made by the Alderman was so crass!! I find elected officials say the most nonsensical things sometimes!!

TRIBE in de airrrr!!!!!!

2009-07-25T06:31:00.003-05:00

The day is finally here! The TRIBE 2010 Band Launch! I've been counting down to this day for months now.I'm more than ready for TnT Carnival 2010. Triniscene and Trinidad Carnival Diary are collaborating to bring this event LIVE and STREAMING to those of us that are not physically attending the event!

This is an EXCELLENT idea. Although I won't be home tonight to see all the commentary. I have a function to attend...hmmm....maybe I can make it home by 1 am to catch the costumes LoL! I've posted the flyer with the info below:
In other TRIBE related news! I've received my invite to the TRIBE NY Band Launch yesterday. The event is called Reveiller and will be held on August 9th at Ulta Lounge:

Apparently the event is very 'hush huh' as you even need a password to enter the site to purchase tickets.I suspect the are trying to curb the uncontrollable rush for these tickets. I'll be out of town on that weekend with my family. I briefly thought about flying back a day earlier to attend the launch.However, after being informed that registration will NOT be taking place at the launch (like at the TRIBE UK launch) I don't see the point in paying a change fee for me ticket...it's not like it's going to be as grand as the band launch in TnT. I would've love to seen the costumes up close, but is it worth changing my travel plans? Hmmm, I'm still undecided!

Are you getting the feeling?

2009-07-22T12:06:00.005-05:00

What Feeling?
--The feeling the takes over when Carnival season draws near!

Band launching season has begun!!! Spice Carnival band launched this past Sunday at Club Zen in Trinidad. To view pics of the costumes, visit here: Triniscene. You mat also read detailed views of the launch on Trinidad Carnival Diary and on Survivein' Trinidad.

So far my favourites are Greece (purple), Wings of Isis (teal), Thailand (yellow/gold) and Ceylon Pearls. I'll wait until the official website is up and the blogs listed above post closeup pics of the costumes before I make my final analysis. One thing is for sure! I hope Spice utilize better and more energetic models next year! From the pics and video, the models seems dull, bored and unenthusiastic. Models contribute to the overall presentation of the costume yuh nuh!

Despite the issue with their models, Spice started the season with a bang! I'm even ore excited about the TRIBe launch on Saturday! Especially since they recently posted this video on their Facebook group page: WATCH IT HERE!

I can't wait to discover the Secret of the Silk.

On the Road with Ramajay Mas!!

2009-07-19T16:22:00.001-05:00

Since playing mas with TRIBE in Trinidad this year I've been counting down the days until I return to the sweet land of oil and music! In the meantime, however, I've decided to play mas on Labor Day with Ramajay Mas. They are a new ultra all-inclusive mas band in New York City.

This is going to be my first time playing mas on the parkway. The road march is here is only a few hours long, but I've been told it's a nice jump up though! I've been attending the West Indian Day Parade as a spectator for a number of years now. In fact, immediately after moving here I found out about the parade. I get homesick quite easily. So, events like these are my means of connecting and holding unto my culture!

The annual West Indian American Day parade has been in existence since the 1920's. In the 1960's it was relocated from Harlem to Brooklyn, where it still takes place. The parade exhibits the dance, revelry and sheer creativity that is West Indian culture. Over the years the parade has been plagued with violence and excessive police regulation. The powers that be have been trying to shut down this parade for years! Under Guliani's mayoral tyranny alcoholic consummation at the parade was made illegal!

Nuh lie...people often bad talk this parade! Despite it's someone tainted reputation, I've always had an enjoyable time as an onlooker, so I know I anticipate that I'll have even more fun as a masquerader.

I visited the quaint mas camp in Brooklyn last month and I was quickly impressed by the warm and welcoming atmosphere there! The hour long train ride from Manhattan was well worth it eh! My friends had already registered, but I decided to wait until I see the costumes up close to make my final decision!

After talking a detailed look at the costumes (and touching them up...doa I wasn't supposed to do that ::shhh::) I made my selection! I was easily drawn towards the Rain Frontline costume! I love ah NAKED costumes LoL! No lie...I went in there and asked them to show me the skimpiest costume available! I like costumes with an excess of bling and super thin waist bands!

I made the decision to be a Frontline superstar, because I loved the costume and the extra effort that goes into being a frontliner! I requested that my bra top be customized to add more gemstones and embellishments. I've already purchased body crystals to give me that extra "pow" on the road! Of course, I'm wearing boots. For TnT Carnival I had someone decorate them for me, but this time I will be decorating my boots myself. So, if you see any fabulous silver boots anywhere...Let me know LoL!

I will keep yuh all posted about my preparations! Of course I'll share my experience and pics as well! Here are a few pics I took at the Ramajay Mas camp. Enjoy!

Closeups of Rain Fronline bra, belt & backpack

My costume :-)

Solaris

Yasumi Parrot! The HOT seller!

Ruby Glow

D'Amazonz! (Frontline only section)

I'm out and bad...

The Test of Friendship

2009-07-19T13:54:00.005-05:00

Carnival season is the time when friendship are truly tested! Now, everyone that knows me...knows how OBSESSED I am with Carnival. I dream about it. I even have a separate section in my savings account for Carnival expenses...I'm realll serious!

Last year planning my trip to Trinidad was a ridiculous fiasco! That's why I started to plan early this year! I finalized who I was going with since March yuh nuh!

Fast forward...it is July. Tonight the first band launch of the season is about to take place, as Spice Carnival band launches their sophomore presentation at Club Zen. Now my friend that gave me a definite yes in March, is now switching to a maybe. I fully understand that she may have various personal matters to tend to. However, she knew that she was the main person I was going with and I needed her to go with me, as I did not wish to travel, fete or play mas alone. I still don't know what 'm going to do now. I have to sort this all out soon!

This incident is indicative of my friendships here in New York. I often feel as if I go beyond the call of duty for my friends here, but it is rarely reciprocated. I do my best to be there...to listen to the stories, the requests....to be the shoulder when they need someone to listen to their woes! When they invite me out I'm the first to organize an outfit and be there without hesitation! I go to all of their events...even when I don't have the urge or the financial means to go! I make...and find a way!

I can't begin to explain how many times I've been left to go to events alone or left stranded by people I thought were my friends. I'm not being selfish. I fully comprehend that people have their own shit going on. We are all adults with lives, work and families to consider.However, it is dawning on me... ever so slowly that I'm a loner here. Don't get me wrong...I have friends...real friends. I wholly appreciate them. However, I don't have friends with similar recreational interests.

In my despair, I started to talk to my Mommy about this and she was lamenting on the fact that I'm an only child. Sometimes, I do think if I had siblings I would be happier. I would have someone to confide in and resonate with. I have a million cousins, but I'm not close to most of them. Sometimes I wonder if it's me? You know...

Back in the Building!!!!

2009-07-06T11:14:00.004-05:00

Yeah, I know I've been slacking! Don't cuss me out just yet! I had A LOT going on these past few weeks yuh nuh! You know it's Summer, when the drama starts!

Though I've been overwhelmed with personal tribulations, I've been going to a number of events. The most appealing part about Summer is the warmth and energy that draws one outside. Though it has been raining like the end of ages here in New York there have been some fantastic days.

I'll start off by reviewing "Machel Montano Raw and Uncut". Well, well, well...where to start? This year they opted to use a new location for this event. In previous years, the concert was held at the Wamu Theatre at Madison Square Gardens. This year it was kept at the illustrious Radio City Music Hall.

First off there was DRAMA before this event as the friend I was going with decided that she was going to carry her beloved beau (who by the way is not a soca fan). The morning of the concert she calls me sounding very distressed, stating that her bf told her that he was sick and wasn't going to attend the concert. So, we were texting and contacting everyone we thought would be interested in the concert to sell off his ticket. Everyone seemed interested until they heard the price of the ticket...almost $100. I must say if you are NOT a Machel fan that is a steep price! In the end, we found another friend and we all met up at the concert hall.

Radio City bring back memories for me as this was where my college graduation was held....that boringgg, but meaning ceremony. I couldn't imagine a soca fete at this location. Anyway, by time I arrived the place was not even half full. The concert was NOT sold out! I was amazed. Over the last two years, Machel's concert's have always sold out within weeks.

I figured people were running late because of the rain...and of course everyone running on West Indian people time eh! Nevertheless, everyone had their national flags in hand and those that forgot their flag (like moi) could get one from the Caribbean Airlines booth. Get ready the wavee...

I arrived just in time for the display of costumes by Ramajay Mas. This is a new mas band in New York. This is band I'll be playing with for Labor Day (I'll tell yuh all more about that in a another post).

After the costume display the opening act, Burning Flames, took the stage. I don't know bwoy, but I was not feeling this performance. It was dry and stale to me. It didn't leave me energized at all. Last year, Peter Ram, Problem Child and Tizzy whetted my soca appetite. Burning Flames simply left a bad taste in my mouth. Not that their performance was bad...it was just dry

Then imagine this security at Radio City prohibited us from wining down the aisles! What!!?? are they mad!!?? That alone made me miss Wamu Theatre, where you could get on as you please.

It was at this point I decided to get a drink. Vodka also makes things better eh! I took two sips of my drink and it was announced that Machel was about to take the stage. By this time the concert hall was more full, but still not rammm....as in prior years.

Wait nuh...I was sitting a few rows from the balcony. My friend suggested that we move up to the empty seats by the balcony to get a better view. This was great. I saw Machel perfect from here. He opened up with my favourite "We won't Stop" it was pure jamishness after that. It was hit after hit "Blazin' the Trail", "Jumbie" "Rollin'" "Scandalous", "Higher than Hugh"...to name a few. Well I was really on a soca high....until I realized the people whose seating we were occupying had arrived....and we had to MOVE!! Can we say embarrassing... LoL! But who comes to a concert that late....then they left fifteen minutes later. All that embarrassment for nothing! Did I mention I forgot my drink by their seats? ::thumbs down::

Anyway, after I moved back to my rightful seat Father Nappy, Zan and Patrice Roberts all performed their releases for the season, " Belly Dance", "Slip Away" "We Looking Hot" to name a few. Then as a treat, Pranavah Maharaj was brought on stage to sing Drupatee’s part from "Real Unity." Then the 2009 Primary School Soca Monarch, Timel Rivas, performed Machel's breakthrough song, "Too Young to Soca". These young stars mashed up the stage!!!

Machel did a tribute to Sheldon "Shelshok" Benjamin. He performed all the hits like "Big Truck" Then he performed an emotional piece, entitled "I Love You." It was very somber...the concert hall was quiet as Machel played the piano and sang his heart out.

After this the ravin' start...ohh gosshh!! Machel jumped into his song "Ravin" and brought Patrice back on stage for us to "Sway in the Mas"...then "Wild Antz." The song grow on me yuh nuh! General Grant and Walker (who swear he can wine) made appearances as well. The show then ended the way it started with Machel performing "We Won't Stop." All in all it was a good concert, but not spectacular. I think the change f venue contributed t o this. Wamu is a more intimate arena and is a better place to build a vibe and jammm!!

I was supposed to go to an after-party, but hear what...I was beat from the concert. I jumped , waved and wined down t the ground (well the carpet LoL) all night. That was enough for me! I had to wake up early the next day, so I made my way home singing "We won't stop 'till the sun comes up...cause we winininnn', jammminnn"

I'm out and bad...

**Here are some pics from the night of the concert!

Radio City Music Hall

Machel in action...ravin'

My friend V and I!

My friend (L) and her friend (it was her first soca experience!)

Stepping up in life LoL!

2009-06-17T08:46:00.003-05:00

Oh gosh, I know...I know I haven't been blogging regularly. As usual, I've been sick. I tell yuh all I'm really 72 years old and not 22 years old yuh nuh! I went to the doctor for a thorough physical and now I'm armed with new asthma medications and I did some blood work to test my thyroid. I might've finally figured out why my hormones and weight gain/lose have been so unbalanced. I'm still waiting on the results ::twiddles my thumbs::

Well, enough with the mundane, let me share the good new eh! I have upgraded my internet service LoL! After many months with shoddy, unreliable internet...I finally made the switch! Yes, I have moved on up to the faster, more efficient and cheaper Verizon Fios! My internet connection is now faster than a gangsta dodging a speeding bullet! So you know what that means...I'll be able update, rant and gab some more!

Updates coming realll soon! I have to tell yuh all about a comedy show, a dance recital...and of course the Machel Montano Hd Concert! Aye, I nearly forgot...I'm playing mas on Labor Day here in NY with Ramajay Mas. So I'll be visiting the mas camp soon and making my costume choice!

So much more to come...Stay tunedddd!

I'm out and bad...

One More Month Until...

2009-06-04T12:05:00.003-05:00

The countdown is on! Only one more month until Trinidad Carnival band launching season begins. I'm keenly waiting to see what Spice and Tribe have to offer!This means I'm already sorting out my plans for Carnival 2010. I plan to attend both Jamaica and Trinidad carnival....weeyyyyy!! I love the excitement and controlled chaos that comes with the preparation for Carnival. My long time readers know that I chronicled every aspect of my journey last Carnival season. I will be doing this once again.

There are a number of local and regional carnivals (Labor Day, Miami, Caribana etc.) that will be taking place over the next couple of months. I will pass up playing mas in these carnivals and save up my time, energy and money for the two carnivals I absolutely can't miss next year!

Until then, I'll obsess over my upcoming soca indulgence...The Machel Montano HD Concert! I bought my tickets weeks ago! I will be there live and tuned in...

The GRE...Too Sweet to Beat Eh!

2009-06-04T11:56:00.003-05:00

It's June! You know what that means...my Kaplan GRE classes start soon. Yuh girl is excited about this like it's a an upcoming party/bashment. Yuh see I'm so ready to further myself and do what I'm truly passionate about. So, of couse the Word of the Day posts will be reintroduced. However, this time they will be posted as The Words of the Week. It is easier to post a weekly run down of the vocab words, as I'm not always able to post daily.

I'm also registering for Fall class in broadcast journalism at my old college and assisting an old Professor on a project for credit! 2010 will indeed be the year of scholarly achievement. I've been sticking/palancing too long!

Question of the Week Con'td!

2009-06-03T12:26:00.002-05:00

If you haven't already answered the question of the week, feel free to do so soon! You may post anonymous responses. All answers and feedback are appreciated and valued.

Click HERE to view The Rrchitect's extended answer to my question in his blog post "The EX-Files."

45 Lessons

2009-06-03T08:47:00.006-05:00

I don't usually like forwards yuh nuh, but this one spoke to me this morning. Some of these tips are great advice! Read on...

Written By Regina Brett
"To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is the most-requested column I've ever written."My odometer rolled over to 90 in August,so here is the column once more:

1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch.
5. Pay off your credit card s every month.
6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.
8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.
9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.
10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.
12. It's OK to let your children see you cry.
13. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.
15. Everything can change in the bl ink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks.
16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.
17. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
18. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.
19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.
20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.
21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.
22. Over prepare, then go with the flow.
23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.
24. The most important sex organ is the brain.
25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words 'In five years, will this matter?'
27. Always choose life.
28. Forgive everyone everything.
29. What other people think of you is none of your business.
30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.
31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
32. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
33. Believe in miracles.
34. God loves you because of who God is, not bec ause of anything you did or didn't do.
35. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
36. Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young.
37. Your children get only one childhood.
38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.
39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's,we'd grab ours back.
41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
42. The best is yet to come.
43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
44. Yield.
45. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift!

Question of the Week

2009-06-01T09:31:00.004-05:00

Question(s):

After a relationship is over, do you keep in contact with your ex? Or do you cut off all ties with them (especially right after it ended)? Do you delete them from your contact list, facebook, messenger, etc.?

What measures do you take to heal and move on?

Feel free to answer all or parts of the question posed.

Outta Road!!!

2009-06-01T09:10:00.003-05:00

Last week Thursday my Facebook and Twitter friends saw when I updated my status to say "Channell got her driver's permit today. I'm already driving and blasting dancehall oldies on the stereo. Mommy is sitting in the passenger seat looking reallll scuuuureeedd!"

Yes y'all I can now legally drive! I'm uber excited! Though I live in Manhattan and the hopping in a car is not as convenient as jumping on a train it is a liberating feeling to know that I can now drive, if I choose to do so. Since I only have a permit I can't drive alone. I have to be accompanied by someone with a license at all times. I'm currently looking for a driving school. I want to take the road test as soon as possible. I've already arranged to take the mandatory five hour drug and alcohol course (not looking forward to that...five hours!?!).

I was going to buy my own car, but my Mommy and I agreed that it would be better (and cheaper) if we bought a car together. She is looking to upgrade her own car soon and we decided that she will wait and we will get a car that we both like.We will split the monthly costs (gas, car payment, parking etc.). This makes sense as I would only use the car on Fridays and weekends and she only uses the car on the weekdays to travel to and from her workplace. I live pretty close to my office so there is no need for me to drive there, plus finding parking in midtown Manhattan is hellll and so expensive yuh see!

I've accomplished another goal I had for myself for this year. I'm now more motivated to accomplish my other goals. Time to get my shit together!

So, if yuh see me driving down your street...honk your horn LoL!

I'm out and bad...

I'm addicted to...

2009-05-25T17:37:00.001-05:00

I've added a new feature to the blog! Look to your immediate right of this post and you will see a mini snapshot of my Twitter updates! I must come clean. Although, I haven't been blogging, I have been twittering :-o

If you're not on Twitter, you can read a few of my updates here. If you're a reader on Twitter, feel free to follow me here: MY TWITTER PAGE

I'm out & bad...

De Bacchanal Never Stops!!!!

2009-05-25T16:55:00.004-05:00

Earlier this year I attended Trinidad Carnival. It was the most enjoyable experience of my life thus far. The dancing, the debauchery, the drama that took place are indelibly ingrained on my brain LoL!

In my search to fulfill by insatiable craving for soca I've followed all the carnivals taking place throughout the world. Though none can compare to Trinidad Carnival eh!

My friend's in Jamaica are beyond excited that the popularity of soca and revelry are growing on the island. This is mostly due to the appeal of BacchanalJamaica. Last year I attended Beach J'ouvert and Soca at De Sandbar; staple events of Jamaica Carnival. This year I did not make the trip. I felt incomplete. I'm definitely going to both Trinidad and Jamaica Carnival next year! Matter of fact, I'm buying my ticket for Jamaica Carnival real real soon, as I have an unused ticket with Air Jamaica!

In case you don't know what Jamaica Carnival is like. I'll share a video I found on Toronto-Lime. They also have extensive coverage of the week long jamishness! WATCH IT HERE!

When music hits yuh....yuh feel no pain!

2009-05-25T16:13:00.003-05:00

I shared with yuh all about a month ago that I went to my old college (Hunter College) to attend to a fashion show...and the ridiculous drama that ensued after!

Well, that following Friday I attended a Nas concert at my old college again! I'm convinced every time I step foot onto that campus, it's drama! But that is another story eh....

Anyway, the Nas performance was MADDD! I was extremely impressed! This was my first hip hop concert in a long while. The time before that was when I saw Talib Kweli perform at and the time before that was when I witnessed Busta Rhymes mash up the stage when he performed at Sashi way back in 2002!

Hip hop shows have a different vibe from Dancehall or Soca shows! However, to appreciate the different genres, one must not compare. Instead just feel the vibe and enjoy the experience!

I found some footage of the concert on YouTube: WATCH NAS FOOTAGE HERE!

Enjoy!

I'm out & bad...

I'm Back in the Building!!!!

2009-05-25T16:10:00.002-05:00

Oh gossshh! It's been so long since I've updated yuh all on the controlled chaos that is my life!

I've had so much going on! Yuh all want to know why I haven't blogged in about a month?

Well in the past, I blogged from computer at work. However, a few weeks ago I realized that my co-worker that sits behind me was observing what I was doing on my computer! Ladies and Gents I had a massive blow out with her. I never showed my facety side at work, but she struck my last nerve. She screamed at me and accused me of being inefficient and lackadaisical. Since then I've been very uncomfortable in my own office space. I don't even want to check my personal email, much less feel at ease to blog!

I'm quite aware that in the work environment you're supposed to devote your energy to tasks given. Productivity is a must. However, I usually blogged on my downtime or on my lunch break. I had no idea that my coworker was watching me until she blurted out that "You never do any work!" Excuse me? In all honestly, I've very productive. I don't even give people my work number, because I don't want anyone distracting me at work!

But wait! On one occasion she came over to my computer and demanded that I showed her my emails and who I have been in contact with! If I send an email she asks me who I'm sending it to! WTF?

I went to my supervisor with this matter, but I don't expect him to do much. Apparently he spoke with her and she came to me and gave me a big, fake huge and apologized. Hmm...whatever!

At this point I don't trust her at all! She has shown her underbelly. Though this is not my dream job, it pays my bills. In these times of economic hardship I can't have the accusations of a fellow employer threatening my job. So, I have to blog at home, when time permits!

I'm glad this all occurred though! It gave me the push I needed to get my career in order. After being in denial for years, I'm finally letting go of my delusional aspirations to become a lawyer. I'm pursuing what love to do...MEDIA!

I'm a bit frazzled and nervous, as my undergraduate life was devoted towards preparing myself for law school. However, I'm not one to run from difficult endeavors! I ain't neverrrr scuuuredddd LoL!

I'm taking summer classes to gain expertise in this field and I have a promising job opportunity coming up! I'm also taking my GRE and applying to grad school or my Masters in Mass Communications. It will be a hectic couple of months coming up, but I'm excited!

Don't fret! I'll continue to share my drama, tears and triumphs with you all!

I'm out & bad...

Out & About!

2009-04-27T09:16:00.006-05:00

UPDATED: The Police contacted me to state that they have a possible suspect in my attempted attack. Apparently, he attacked other women in that same area. Will keep you all posted!

It's been a week since my last post and what a week it has been CRAZY! Firstly, I've learnt that that Jamaican hi-jacker pulled this ridiculous stunt as a means to get to his girlfriend in Cuba. Really now!?! Love really is a psychotic drug eh!

Locals are complaining that while massive media attention has been given to this folly, there are rampant price increases on gas, food stuff and other necessities ongoing in the nation. The media sure knows how to divert and distract it's citizens from the pressing issues! Stop it!

So, what's new with me?

Well I've been trying to get back into the pageant circuit. Though I desperately need a pageant coach, because I need someone with knowledge and expertise to guide me in my new venture.

Hmmm, what else ...I went to my old college to sign up for a few summer classes and met with old professors to sort out my career ! Yes, your girl will be hitting the books again soon!

Later that night I supposedly went to a ::cough:: fashion show! I'm still traumatized. I thought fashion shows were supposed to display style, elegance and creativity. This show was all about nakedness and trashy attire. Seriously, the girls modeled thongs and see through clothing. One girl even did a booty drop on the stage...in a thong! I'm not able! ::speechless:: I'll have more details about that later...including pics and possibly video!

Unfortunately, late Friday night (after the wacky fashion show) I was accosted by a lunatic on the streets on New York! The assailant came up from behind and put his arms around me, while telling me to keep quiet and move into the corner. He reeked of alcohol, so I deduced that he was drunk. I used this to my advantage and kicked, shoved a maneuvered myself out of his grimy arms. I ran like Usain Bolt! Ugh, what a nasty ass man. See, now you understand why need to get my own weapon!

I was horrified and left in a state of shock. Two days later I went and reported the incident to the police, who I'm on a first name basis with now. Since I used to go there so often before. Don't fret, I'm ok now. I'm back to my usual grumpy, moody self :-)

Anyway, this is just a quick synopsis of my past week. I genuinely missed you all. I will be updating again soon. In the mean time follow me on Twitter!

Stay true & tuned...

Hijacker? Jamaica? Stop it!!!

2009-04-20T12:29:00.002-05:00

A hijacker in Jamaica!!! I have to talk about this!!! Later though...

In the mean time you may want to read this: MSNBC news article on the hijacking

Hair Woes....It Never Stops!!

2009-04-19T09:39:00.008-05:00

I don't know if its the new asthma medication or wha...but I've been itching to revamp my look!! I've been looking a bit...blah lately! I recently coerced a friend into training me, I need to tone up (I want buns of steel), while maintaining my weight. I'll chronicle my improvements, as time goes along!!

Of course, the first thing I thought about was changing was my hair. I decided I wanted to cut it again ( I know...I know). I was highly influenced by Rihanna (of course!) and Keri Hilson! I ecstatically told my hairstylist that I wanted a fresh cut. She told me, "Are you sure!"I replied "Hell yeah, I'm so ready for a change".

I gathered a few pics of the cut I wanted and journeyed to the salon! This is how I envisioned my haircut:Let me tell yuh, my cut lasted less than a week! I wore my hair short to work on Friday and by Monday I had it back in a ponytail! By Wednesday I had a weave a la La Lauren London (not that long though).
I really want to go the short hair route though, but I feel way more comfortable and appealing with longer locs! Hopefully, one day I will be able to accept change (and garner some courage)... and go short and sexy!

I know for the summer I either want to get a curly hair do or braids! Decisions...decisions...

It's Easter!! No bunny rabbits, only bun!!

2009-04-12T11:39:00.004-05:00

Easter for me means: white frocks for Sunday mass, bun & cheese, unforgettable family moments, escoveitch fish and bammy/festival, reflection and spiritual praise.

Easter is just NOT the same living in America. It's way too commercialized and unobserved here. While in Jamaica, it is a is widely celebrated holiday, second only to Christmas! We don't work on Holy Thursday, Good Friday and Easter Monday in the Islands eh!

Anyhoo, I'm off to go devour some more HTB bun and Tastee cheese and set up for cooking dinner. What's on the menu...FISH of course LOL!

Happy Easter everyone! Have a blessed and fulfilling day!

Twitter This, Twitter That!

2009-04-11T13:05:00.004-05:00

I finally gave in to temptation and created a Twitter account! I'm still trying to work out the kinks on my page, hopefully I'll figure it all out soon!

Feel free to follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MsMellish

Also, if you're on facebook, look me up as well (Channell Mellish, CUNY Hunter and Jamaica Network). I'm sure my readers are not psychos or stalkers, so I feel confident in releasing this information.

I'm off to the twitter deck :-)

Word of the Day Con'td!

2009-04-06T12:38:00.003-05:00

Monday--
ciceronian

PRONUNCIATION:(sis-uh-RO-nee-uhn)
MEANING:adjective: In the style of Cicero, marked by ornate language, expansive flow, forcefulness of expression, etc.

Tuesday--
hermetic

PRONUNCIATION:(huhr-MET-ik)
MEANING:adjective:1. Airtight.2. Not affected by outside influence.3. Relating to the occult sciences, especially alchemy; magical.4. Obscure or hard to understand

Wednesday--
maudlin

PRONUNCIATION:(MAWD-lin)
MEANING:adjective: Overly sentimental.

Thursday--
Cadmean victory

PRONUNCIATION:(kad-MEE-uhn VIK-tuh-ree)
MEANING:noun: A victory won at as great a cost to the victor as to the vanquished.

No fake gucci, we wear the real thing, cause we rich!!!!!

2009-04-05T14:07:00.008-05:00

Ladies and Gentlemen I have a party review to share with you!!!!

Well I was on fassbook, as per usual, and my friend's status stated that she was at "one of the ghettoest Jamaican parties EVERRRRRRR, all I need to hear is "big up mi tight pussy fren dem" an dis is dutty fridayz to a tee!!!!" So of course, when she posted a note entitled "Philly Nights - Oh the simple joys in life :)" the following morning I rushed to read it!!! If you have never been to recession-free, hood rich, bad-a-bling Jamaican party before...here is your chance to read about and see one live and direct!!!

My friend's thrilling note. Enjoy!:

Philly Nights - Oh the simple joys in life :)

Anyone who has had a conversation with me lately knows that I dont really go out in Philly however two college friends of mine who shall remain nameless.....* Cough Cough....burkes....Cough...Khaila..* invited me out, and to not be lame for yet another weekend, I said sure....why not.

So at about 11.30pm I met up with my 2 nameless college friends to go to a party in downtown/ center city philly as it was suppose to a caribbean night as this club called Lux. I figured how bad could it be....boy was I in for a surprise....to my amazement the club is one of the best clubs I have ever stepped foot into aesthetically. If I was to open a club, I would want it to look similar to that....however....I could probably count on my hands and feet the amount of people that were there. Not necessarily the best way to start the night. We waited around a bit to see if things would pick up, and like true colored people and minutes to 1am my fellow black people started to arrive...mind you this club closes at 2am...but who am I to judge.

We decided that would leave and hit up this Jamaican spot in west philly. Now, when I heard west philly.....I cant even tell you what I thought....lets just say I have yet to hear a positive thing about west philly. So anyway, we head to the club....upon reaching the venue I knew this was a big shin dig cuz there were cars EVERYWHERE. So we enter....and I immediately feel as though i arrived in my pajamas.....girls had on the equivalent to prom frocks in there....i am not lying....i know ghetto people like to dress to puss foot....but come on now....really now...a 3 layered ruffle crynolyn dress with a corset top made out of shiny satin material with rhinestones and sequins all over......it was the theme for the night. I later found out that it was a girls birthday party that we invaded...me and my partners in crime for the night were drastically underdressed in comparison to our fellow attendees. Oh yeah...i cah forget....it is a requirement for all women to have either a heart or rose tattoo either located on her bussom or upper arm and to have terrible weaves or rock a rihanna hair cut to fit in with this crowd.

*side note - I have stated from I was at Howard that I should become a weavologist...because I could mek some serious money...and after last night I may revist this idea....the amount of AWFULLLLLL weaves I saw far outdo Howard University campus....so you know seh dat is NUFFFFF.*

So after sippin on a redbull and hypnotiq (yes I know I am not suppose to drink....it was only one so leave me alone) I really start pree dis woman who was all up inna di video light....this woman dress matched her hair....to a tee...coincidence...i think not...never knew you could get clothes and accessories to match a platinum blonde weave exactly....but i guess thats not my world so I wouldnt know.

So anyway....the birthday girl muss be some undercover celebrity cuz a mussy 4 photographers, and 2 videolight man a follow follow her as she made her way through the crowd and greeted her guests. Now, i nah go lie, dis girl had on a tru Oscars red carpet contender dress (train and all, and yes rhinestones and sequins were present) and as the birthday girl she is allowed to do this and in all honesty the dress was HOTTTTTTT!!! Well i guess, she was so hot that this young ladies boyfriend and friends thought it appropriate to literally shower her with love......a MOET shower and I mean LITERALLY shower her. Now you may be wondering WTF? just as I was, but when I say they literrally poured MOET on this woman as she ironically and appropriately danced to the following lyrics "And every time it rains I fall to pieces." Now though the moet shower was a bit extreme since it was selling for $120 at the club....I was like...aight...is just one bokkle...no biggie...i guess wasting $120 dollars worth of good champagne is not a big deal (i was clearly lying to myself as I looked at the floor and saw quite a large puddle). So even though i honestly have a had time rationalizing pouring good good liquor on someone, that could be better used being consumed....i let it go and chuck it up to "its drugs money...clearly they not affected by the recession"...and boy was i right...cuz as soon i ready fi let go of it I see another bokkle get dash pon the girl......then another.......an then another.....so by this time me a look round...cuz a mussi me one a see dis.....HELLO!!!!! thats $480 worth of liquor soaked in dat gyal dress......y unnu looking at her all normal like she just get caught in the rain or some shit!!!

Mathematical equations running through my head like mad now....trying to logically comprehend what i was seeing.....so see if you follow me logiic....

Rain Shower = Free
Moet Shower = $120 per bottle

Now clearly lookinng at the first data points above it may not be as clear for everyone which one would be the obvious winner (clearly lying AGAIN!). So let me add more information to the problem set.

After everything was said and done the girl got showered with a whopping SEVEN (7)...yes I said it correctly....SEVENN!!!!!! bottles of MOET and let me not forget the lone bottle of HENNESSY that made a quest appearance onto her frock....now given this new information once again....i start to think...

Rain/Water Shower = Free...unless is bottle water you a use, but for this experiment we will assume its bottle water....that still will cap out at what......$25

Moet/Hennessy Shower = ( 7 X $120) + $200 = $840 + $200 = $1040US!!!!!!

For my foreign pplz dem I will do an approximate conversion

JA Dollars = $1040 US X $89 = $92,560
TT Dollars = $1040 US X $6 = $6,240

WTF!!!!! ARE YOU FREAKING SERIOUS!!! $1040 worth a liquor dat get dash weh pon dis girl head top and pon her frock!!! And dese ppl a look round like this is normal everyday occurence!!! From the cost analysis above....clearly the water option outweighs the latter...but hey who am I to judge....yea right....those damn people retarded!!!

Jah know star....i have seen it all. Good thing for me is that nobady I know would ever pull some shit like dat....firstly mi wah know what that tab was that night!!! secondly, dat muss be DI BES PUSSY INNA DI WORLLLLLLLLLLL.....yep thats right I said it.....GOLD PLATED PLATINUM LINED DIAMOND ENCRUSTED PUNANNY....cuz it could be for that reason and only dat reason why ova a gran worth of liquor get dash pon her.....mi coulda gi dem a bucket and fill it up with water and only charge a handling fee of maybe $5 to $10 dollars.....they woulda save $1030 dollars....Oh yeah did I forget to mention that the girl made a quick change into a new dress (oh boiii.....i will save my comments on dat frock yes, before lightening strike me...all i will seh....dressmaker...as Donald Trump would seh....you FIREDD!!! A wah dat you call dress come gi di gyal...my girl look more like a turquoise ostrich dat a pit bull attacked and draw out its feathers....completely disheveled) but liquor get pour pon di new frock too. Ahhhbwoy....here we go again.

All I know is that when the birthday shout outs started, I felt like I was caught in the scenes of a dutty fridayz video shoot....all I needed to hear was "Mi wah big up all a mi tight pussy fren dem, cuz todeh a mi birtday an mi feel gud nuh blooodddclaut" and it woulda be official....but of course that didnt happen....close...but not quite.

All in all, I realize why I doh go really go ghetto parties too often...is not cuz they not fun, cuz they usually the best parties...but when i there I EXUDEEEE uptown...and its not like I try to....its just clearly obvious...I mean...no prom dress, no platinum weave, no tattoo pon mi chest or arm, my toes nah hang over mi boots because mi nah wear my size, mi belly nah bang over a 3 size too small dress, my crotches nah show....and for 100 other reasons....its just quite apparent that I am UPT...and for the fact that I find alot of things at ghetto parties quite amuzing....I will get stab up....I know this...I cant help but laugh when I see this shit....I know this. So as my sister stated so eloquently "My girl you better move before one girl with dem hook over nails feel seh yuh tink yuh better than she and she try fight yuh!!" I will refrain from going to these events too often...however cah lie...had a great time! Wish i was living a recession free life like dem!!! cuz clearly my pocket dem tight!! lol

On that note...I will end this VERY long descriptive recap of my adventures last night...I have to give thanx...cuz last night definately brought a smile to my face....oh yes the simple joys in life!!

This is BadBreedPickney signing out!!!!

Edited to add:

**Here is the VIDEO clip of the Bday Bash!

**Here is Kelly Mafia's MYSPACE page!

Rihanna's New Song!

2009-04-04T16:07:00.003-05:00

So, Rihanna has a new song! I'm really feeling it!

Listen to it here:
"Hatin on the Club"

Word of the Day--Day 2!

2009-03-31T19:25:00.006-05:00

*This post will be updated daily. Source: wordsmith.org

From now until I take my GRE exam we will be doing the word of the day! I need to learn all these words yuh nuh. I learn them faster by typing them out. So, please bare with me! You get to increase your vocab as well :-)

Word of the day:

Day 1-abstruse
Meaning - Dealing with matters difficult to be understood.

Day 2- pellucid

PRONUNCIATION:(puh-LOO-sid)

MEANING:adjective:1. Admitting the maximum passage of light.2. Clear; easy to understand.

USAGE:"Their [Dorothy Wordsworth's journals'] style, at times pellucid, at times opaque, lies somewhere between the rapture of a love letter and the portentousness of a thriller."Frances Wilson; The Ballad of Dorothy Wordsworth; Farrar, Straus and Giroux; 2008.

Light! Camera! Action!

2009-03-29T13:23:00.004-05:00

Remember how in my last post I stated that I was at home sick! Well guess mi wha! By Friday I was sick again! Yuh girl was in the emergency room bright and early Friday morning! Around 1:30 am I started to feel nauseous and a dizzy spell came over me. An asthma attack soon followed. My parents had to rush me to the ER, luckily my hospital is only five minutes away from my apartment. When I got there, there were very few people waiting (Thanks the Lord!). I was treated, nebulized and sent home. I went to work that same day as well, because I'm not trying to take off too many days in these economic times when people are loosing their jobs left, right and centre!

Talking about jobs! Long time blog readers will know how I've been grappling with figuring out what I want to do with my life career wise for months now. I've been reluctantly preparing for law school. Well, I've finally come to my senses and figured out what I'm passionate about...MEDIA! I'm going to pursue my Masters in Mass Communications/Journalism, with focus on TV broadcasting. I want to work in front of the camera! I'm primarily interested in working on cultural, social commentary or entertainment shows.

Words can't describe how excited I am. However, I have to get out of LSAT mode and into GRE mode! I'll be taking that exam soon. I'm also taking summer classes (to get a feel of the curricula). I'm so hyped about finally getting back into my nerd state of mind!

So, in preparation for my GRE I will be adding a new feature to the blog, entitled "Word of the Day". I have a build my vocabulary to tackle the Verbal portion of the exam! All yuh going be my study buddies! So, look out for that!

Runaway Groom!!!

2009-03-23T14:16:00.004-05:00

**I swore I posted this on Monday, March 23rd...blogspot what's going on here!?!

Suh I never went to work today, because I have a stomach virus! A real delicate and sicky sicky yuh nuh! I think my mommy had me from a faulty egg...LOL!

But yes, I was home and in my bed (loving it) and after I watched my soaps (yuh all know John dies of Days *sigh*) I decided I see what was on TV. I doa really watch TV in the daytime, because obviously I'm at work in the day! So, I was flicking through and ended up on Dr. Phil.

I'm not a fan of Dr. Phil because he has an overbearing arrogance and this attitude like he knows everything, people like that often don't know shit! However, it wasn't Dr. Phil I was focusing on ,but the story of the day...wedding Disasters. I'm a sucker for weddings. I'm a professional wedding attendee haha! I usually watch shows discussing the happier and lighter side of weddings, but I decided to see what Dr. Know it All had to offer me...after all I was stuck in bed.

Oh gosh!!!!! Now, this woman come on the show to tell the story of how her husband to be STOOD HER UP at her wedding....as in the man never came to the wedding....she has not seen him since!!! She stated how she planned the wedding for months, spent over $US30,000 (she mussi mad!?!) and even called him and spoke to her man the same morning! He even old her he was going to arrive at the church early so that he could have a meeting with the groomsmen. Well people the man ran like Forrest Gump....and never returned!!! I really doa kno if a man did that to me. I would find him and kill him yes!

Now, the woman telling the story is no plain Jane either yuh nuh. She is a very beautiful (I would tell yuh if she was ugly eh!) well accomplished woman, with a good family background. She stated that she has not dated since the man stood her up, which was FOUR YEARS AGO!!! Yuh can see in her face that she is still traumatized. Bwoy, the things that happen to us Black women!!!!

Why didn't the man never just tell her that he wasn't ready for marriage...oh wait, it's a man we're talking about here!! It's a wicked act!! I feel for the lady!!! Of course you know Dr. Know It All added insult to injury by telling her there must have been signs, warning signals that he would do this. Um, hello, when you planning your wedding you're not thinking "oh, hunnybunny might not show up, let me cut down the guest list."

After watching this....I think I will make my husband to be sign I contract before our wedding, stating that if he doesn't show he is liable to financial and physical repercussions!

There were other women on the show telling their sob stories as well. One lady in particular had an allergic reaction at her reception and had to betaken out of the dinner on a gurney and put in an ambulance! What is this Lord! Imagine instead of a night of passionate lovemaking, she is in a cold hospital bed. I'm not able!!!!

I have a wedding to attend later this year in Jamaica and I hope it will be smooth sailing. Bwoy if the man stands up my friend at the alter that WILL be in the newspapers...because yuh know Jamaican ppl like to talk....especially other people business!!!!

Alis volat propriis!

2009-03-22T15:14:00.006-05:00

What's new? Hmmm....let's not talk about it LOL! But guess what! I'm getting a tattoo!

I've been contemplating on getting one for a while. However, I've finally decided to actually do it! I'm getting Alis volat propriis (meaning "she flies on her own wings") written on my hip. This is a Latin term. This tattoo symbolizes me growing into my own person. I've had my share of personal tribulations and setbacks, but I have to get through it and grow into a stronger, wiser person....one that flies on my own wings!

I'm getting my tattoo placed here on my hip:

This is what it will say and in this font:
I anticipate it will be a painful ordeal, but I'm still excited! I don't have a high tolerance for pain, so I'm glad my design is not big. I'm going to do it two Saturdays from now. Here I go...oh lordyy!!!

Call Meh Bacchanal When It's Carnival!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-03-17T12:34:00.013-05:00

After months of preparation it was finally here...TRINIDAD CARNIVAL 2KWINE!!! Oh gosh, I thoroughly enjoyed my experience with TRIBE! I was one of the lucky individuals to actually get through with online registration as a new masquerader. My originally choices were Kiskadee or Ruby Topaz, however those section sold out before I even ad a chance to register. Thus, I selected Golden Dove. I initially didn't my costume, however, I liked the vibrant color and reasoned that I would do what I could to embellish my costume.

Costume Pickup:
I picked up my costume at Cascadia on Carnival Friday. However, before I collected my costume I went to pick up my boots by Natalie Purvis at Vamp Couture. I was extremely happy with my boots. This was my first time meeting Natalie after numerous email correspondences with her. She was pleasant and helpful. I've already notified her that I will be utilizing her talents again next year to custom decorate my boots!

After I picked up my boots and I made a quick stop at Micles to purchase two pairs of tights I was on my way to pick up my costume! Louis, my friend driving us, wasn't sure where Cascadia was, but the traffic alerted us that we were on the right track! Though there was a lot of traffic, the line moved quickly. While sitting in traffic I even saw a few familiar faces from HIGH SCHOOL! Bwoy, Jamaicans are everywhere huh...LOL!

When I finally made it inside Cascadia there was already a massive crowd gathered there. I had already paid of the balance of my costume so I by bypassed most of the congestion. In fact, it only rook me about twenty minutes to collect my costume. When I saw my costume I noticed that my bra looked like a granny bra. I asked the lady assisting me if it was possible to switch sizes. She advised me to try it on then if it didn’t fit to come back and see if it could be adjusted. I decided I would go home and try it on to see if it would fit. I must admit I left Cascadia a bit disappointed. I didn't like my costume bra AT ALL! It seemed so unsexy to me!

I had a huge crying moment on the drive back to Champ Fleur! I even called my Mommy and Daddy to share my tears. LOL, I'm a bit of a drama queen. However, I think I was just so disappointed since I had been eagerly waiting to view my costume for months. I was surprised to open my package and see a hideous granny bra! As soon as I got back to the house I tried on my entire costume, tights and all. I loved everything...my boots, my waistband...my headpiece...everything...EXCEPT MY BRA! I resolved that I was going back to Cascadia on Saturday to switch the bra.

On Saturday I headed to Cascadia. After expressing my dismay to one of the TRIBE staff members I was carried to the adjustment site. I was then informed that because it was a private section I had to speak to the designer, Melissa James. I went back downstairs on the hunt for Ms. James. When she came out see me I expressed that although it was my bra size, I didn't like the look of the bra and wanted the version I saw advertised. She explained to me that these are the kind of bras given to D cups and higher. So, we resolved that I would try on some alternate sizes. I must add that Melissa James was SUPER nice, helpful and understanding. She gave me several sizes to try on and even guided to me to the bathroom to try them on and waited with me until I found a size I felt comfortable with. She exemplifies outstanding customer service! After trying on three tops, I finally found one that I was comfortable with! I was HAPPY again!
No lie, I was beaming with joy!

Fast forward to...
TRIBE ON DE ROAD LIKE ANTZZ!!!!

Carnival Monday:
I was extremely excited. The last time I was that excited was my college graduation! I woke up early to get dressed. My Monday wear consisted of gold lame boy shorts and a top matching my section color. I added a diamante chain belt and gold glitter sneakers (I saved my boots for Tuesday). I was dressed and ready. My friend that was still at J'ouvert and was going straight to the beach afterwards so I went with my friend I was staying with. Though the meeting time was set for 10 o'clock, we didn't arrive until nearly midday.

As soon as I arrived I had to find the BAR! My drink for the next two days was vodka and pineapple juice! I'm a vodka baby! After I had my drinks in hand I was in heaven. No one was in their sections, thus I roamed the band. I wanted to stay by the RED Fm truck, but too many people were concentrated in that area.
After chipping for a little...::braps::..it was time for lunch. TRIBE stopped at a park for us to eat and rest. They provided tents and blankets, however there were not enough for the 1 million people that were playing with TRIBE. Lunch on Monday was tasty. They had BBQ, Creole and International cuisine. I had the Creole. I'm not sure what it was, but it consisted of big , juicy chicken chunks wit rice, vegetables and macaroni pie. It was a large portion. I ate it all! I'm greedy yuh nuh!

The lunch break was a good opportunity to eat, rest my legs, use the bathroom and refresh my makeup. Though I felt the break was a bit too long. It seemed we stayed at the park for about two hours. An hour would have been sufficient enough time for everyone to eat, replenish and refresh themselves. After the lunch break I was out on the road again. The rest of the day was perfect. The drinks kept on flowing. I balanced out my alcohol consumption with a lot of Gatorade and water. I've never guzzled down so much Gatorade in my life eh!

Security was vigilant and I felt safe the entire day. At by 7pm all the trucks were back at Stanmore Ave. It was time to head home. On my way to meet the maxi that took the group I passed by the truck with Machel on it. I looked up and told him I wanted a pic with him. He told me to come up on the truck. Look here, those truck are real high of the ground yuh nuh, suh someone had to help me get up there! Machel was very nice and so was Lil’ John, though Lil' John was in his own little world LOL! I took my pic and jumped off the truck, only to realize I didn’t like how it came out. So what did I do? I went back pon the truck! I took more pics and headed out (see pic below). It appears I turn into cat woman when I drink, because I'm always climbing tings eh! If its not a fence, its a truck!

After jumping off the truck I had to run to catch the maxi. While running (more like fast walking) I passed by a live pan section and some traditional mas bands! Very nice! One day, in the far future, I might consider playing serious mas

Oh, how could I forget..I also made a few food stops that night. I had some pholourie, geera pork and DEER!!!! Deer meat is real sweet!!!! My night ended with a few slices of Mario’s pizza...YUMMY. What a great way to end a awe-inspiring day!

Carnival Tuesday:
The big day was here! I waited months for this day to arrive! I woke up at 4:30 am to get ready! The anticipation! The giddiness! I was bouncing off the walls!
It took me awhile o get ready, as I had to put on my costume and also do my own makeup. Next year, I want to get my makeup professionally done, because although I liked how my makeup came out I messed up with the application of my face jewels.

I arrived late again on Tuesday, and missed breakfast. By time I got here were only sandwiches left. Yes, I missed the doubles. After chopping down on my sandwich I went to find my section. Ohh gosh! My section was so small! I swear it was less than fifty people! I bumped into a guy that recognized me from Girl Power! I don’t know what I told this man at Girl Power, but I didn't remember him at all! No worries though, he was my friend for the next twenty minutes (until we crossed the stage)LOL!

I must add that my section was the last to cross the stage. I don't like it in the back at all! So I didn't stay there long. I soon met up with some people roamed the band...YAY! Bwoy I sure drank vodka like water ..hehe! I was having a ball...until it started to RAIN!!! Not the nice drops of fresh rain, but pelting showers! Some of my makeup washed off and my hair turned into a wet rag. Once again I was left looking like Chaka Khan! Next year I'm definitely going to either braid my hair or wear it curly for carnival.

The rain didn't dampen my vibe for too long! Plus, it was time for lunch....food cures everything! I decided to have BBQ that day. I should’ve stuck with the Creole. I didn't enjoy the lunch that day, but the ice cream and lollies provided made up for the lackluster lunch. Thank you to the nice fellow beside me in the tent that gave me his ice cream and lolly. Yuh all know I wasn't going to walk out from under that tent while it was still raining to search for dessert LOL!

After lunch it was back on the road. It was pure jamishness from then on! I didn't feel tired at all...maybe it was he vodka or the Mario's pizza that was given as a snack...I was in my own bubble!

Overall, I enjoyed myself with TRIBE! Security was on point, people were friendly, the service was exceptional and ....the MEN in the band...Ohhhhh Loordddyyyyy!!!! Is bare sweet man in that band yuh nuh!!! ::thumps up::

Carnival Tuesday was heaven for me. I didn't want it to end. I even went to the after party at Jenny's Car Park. I was there until they played the very last song. I never wanted to leave!!!

I have to thank TRIBE and the BOSS crew I was with for a fabulous first time experience. My only concern with TRIBE is the size of the band! It is HUGE! I felt like I was at the Million Man March! I really hope the band does not expand next year! They also need to spread out the music trucks, all the popular DJ's were located right after each other, thus causing the congestion in the middle of the band!

I hope to play with TRIBE again! Next year...I want to sign up for a SEXIER section though...maybe a frontline even...yes sah!

I'm really missing Trinidad yuh nuh...not just the feting and the jumping, but the overall vibe and atmosphere...and of course, the people. Who says Jamaicans and Trinis can't get a long...a lie dem a tell! Watch mi nuh...I might have to guh marry a Trini now...hehe!!

I NAME BACCHANAL!!! DEY CALL MEH BACCHANAL!!!

**Doa fret, I'll share more pics when I develop them (remember my digital camera broke).

Lowered Expectations...

2009-03-13T00:00:00.005-05:00

It's kind of sad that I have such low expectations at such an early stage in my life. I thought my twenties were supposed to be my idealistic, gleeful years. I can honestly say that over the past three years I've experienced nothing but disappointments, heartache and gut-wrenching pain.

Sometimes I'm scared to look forward to the future, because I fear only more sorrow lies ahead....

**Updated--I'm feeling A LOT better since I posted this. We all go through our personal storms and blue moments at times. Rainbows come out after the torrential showers:-)

Fete after Fete after Fete!!!

2009-03-11T12:25:00.008-05:00

I know I haven’t been consistent with my updates. Please bare with me, as I try my best to keep this blog current.

I didn’t attend many fetes this carnival season. However, the few that I attended I thoroughly enjoyed to the max! The performances, the vibes, the food and the atmosphere got me ready and amped up for Carnival Monday and Tuesday. Next year (yes, I’m going back next year!) I plan on arriving earlier so I can attend a few all-inclusives as well!

This post only covers my party adventures, I figured my post would be too long if I included my fete experience and my carnival review together. Suh yuh ready fuh Part II!!! Here we go!!!

TRIBE Ignite--

I arrived in Trinidad on Carnival Thursday evening! My plan was to attend TRIBE Ignite that night at Jenny's. I was supposed to collect my tickets from a guy at UWI St. Augustine. The event was sold out, so I was glad to get a hook up through him. Now, imagine my horror when I reached Trinidad and I could not find his number in my cell! I didn’t get into my usual panic mode though because another friend said that he had extra tickets.

Everything was going as planned…when….the guy that was supposed to drive me and my friend to the fete call me right before I started to get dressed and said that the back window of his car fell out What!?! Yeah right (::side glance::) My friend and I decided to just stay home, as we already started to have a little chill session at the house. I wasn’t too upset because I was happy just to be in Trinidad and drinking copious amounts of STAG! I know Carib is supposed to be drink of choice for women, but I love mi a Stag! So, long story short...I did not make it to TRIBE Ignite. My friends that went said they had a ball, maybe I'll make it next year! Although I doubt I will, as I'm planning on going to Salybia next year fuh sure!

Girl Power--

After missing Ignite, I was more than ready to go out on Friday night! I spent much of the day on Friday sorting out miscellaneous things!I wanted to see every act at Girl Power, so I intended on getting there real early! We ended up leaving out just after midnight though! Why did I think this fete was at Jenny's? We got to Jenny's and the place was empty. Luckily, someone told me that it was at the Oval! To the Oval we went!

When I arrived at the Oval there was a crowd of people outside the fete!!! I suspect a lot of people were either waiting on their crew to go inside or were trying to sell or buy tickets! Stress!!!I bypassed all the madness and went inside. My friend and I had vip tickets. The setup was nice and I was happy to get a bottle of water upon entrance. I also noticed the Angostura cocktail bar...that would later lead to my demise. I was so hungry when I arrived, because all I had for dinner was a vegetarian roti. I cant really tell yuh what kind of food they were serving, but all I know it tasted good. I had some of the best mashed potatoes and chicken in my life! It was so nice, I went back twice!

At this point I was still sober..LOL! Then I went to the Angostura cocktail bar, while I was at the bar I eagerly gulped down a number of cocktails. Now, people after this it all went down hill. I'm a light weight when it comes to drinking. So, after about three of those super sweet cocktails I started to feel NOICE!

Nadia Batson and Kes were still performing on stage. I was really feeling their performance, since I liked their releases this season, especially “Bumpers Rule”. If I remember correctly they brought on some break dancers on the stage...blah.

After their performance ended there was a short break and the rain started to fall!! It took me hours to flat iron out my hair that day and one drop of rain left me looking like Chaka Khan…no lie. It was at this point I decided to go to the main bar and order a vodka and pineapple juice...why did I do this!?! Mixing alcohol is a big no no! But wait...after this I ventured to the brew house and got an oversized cup of Stag! I was definitely beyond noice!

If I remember correctly this is when Machel HD took the stage. He opened with “Wild Antz”...I really really really don't like that song at all. What was Machel thinking when he released this song. Say what though…my head was so bad I even danced to it! I can't give a detailed description of HD’s performance because. as I said earlier my head was gone! I was so juiced up that I even climbed up on the fence that separates general and VIP...yes, I sure did! I looked over the fence and saw some people I know and even pulled over one of my friends from general over to VIP! Mind yuh...at this point I had on a dress yuh nuh! That Angostura really mess me up *shakes my head*

According to my friend security wanted me to get down off the fence, but all I kept saying was "leave meh alone, leave meh alone, let meh dance, let meh dance" LOL! Of course, I don’t remember when any of this transpired! I barely remember Busy Signal coming on stage to perform the "Push Bumper (Remix)" with Machel. I love Busy fuh days yuh nuh! That alone made my night! Machel was boring though man, I'm highly disappointed. I've been following Machel for years and have attended his concerts here in New York, but at Girl Power he was not at his best. I like techno, so I didn’t mind the techno vibe he was pushing…it was just too much!

Patrice Roberts really impressed me though; she has a n outstanding voice. I like the fact that she sounds the same way live that she sounds on her tracks! However, I think she is either afraid to wine or doesn’t know how....she needs to learn...this is not a church get together..wine gal! Enough said on that!

Oh gosh, how could I forget about Zan and Father Nappy (though he didn't perform his songs). Zan's outfit nearly blinded me…no lie!. Where does he get these multicolored pants from eh?. It's a good thing Zan had some wonderful songs to makeup for his fashion faux paux,. I liked all the songs he released this season. I'm still singing..."I just want hold you down at take you all over town for carnivalll" :-)

After Machel FINALLY left the stage...two and a half hours later it was time for the Asylum family! They were by far the best act of the night! Fayanne came good this year! Fresh from wining Soca Monarch, Mrs. Alvarez gave a top class performance. Mind yuh I was worrying if the baby would pop out and perform right there on stage with her nuh! Of course Bunji performed his hits and brought out Beenie Man. It seems Beenie got hooked with the carnival fever! Wasn’t he in Trinidad last year as well? He really performed though…as usual. Ohhhhhh Laawwwwddd, then Benjai came stage. Ladies and gentlemen by this time I was beyond drunk, so his song was MY song; “ohhh lawwwd Carnival come again. ohhhh lawdwdddd a drunk in Port of Spain!!!"

After the Asylum family performed....that was the end. What? It was only 5:00 am...no Destra? No Bacchanal? I was not happy about this, because Ms. Bacchanal is my favorite soca artist!

Nevertheless it was time to go home and I departed the fete feeling nice. I will definitely be at Girl Power again next year! However, I think I might be purchasing general tickets next time, because the VIP crowd doesn't like to move...or maybe I was getting on too bad!?! I probably did because I broke my favorite digital camera that night. Thus, for rest of my trip I had to take pics with a bootleg disposable camera.
Next up…

Sunny Side Up--

I didn’t go out on Carnival Saturday night. I spent the latter part of the night making alterations to my costume (adding extra bling, feathers etc.). I planned on awaking up early to get ready for Sunny Side, which was billed to start at 4 am.

I woke up at 1am. That was way too early to start getting ready so I went back to bed. Next thing I know, I hear my cell phone ringing. I picked up and it was my coworker asking me if I was at the party as yet. At the party? I was still in bed! It’s a good thing she woke me up. I would’ve probably slept through the party. I jumped up, showered and got ready. That was the quickest I’ve ever gotten ready to go out in my entire life!

My friend and I got to the party after 7am, if I remember correctly. It was still early for me so I was just drinking fruit juice and eating the food they had to offer. I’m still upset that the doubles were finished by time I arrived…or maybe I didn’t find it! From the pics I’m seeing on Triniscene, I missed out on a lot of food. However, I managed to get some of my favorites sada roti with salt fish and pholourie YAY!

After my overindulgence at Girl Power. I was not trying to drink out the bar again( or climb any fences…LOL). Thus, I think I only had two drinks! I had a good time though. Dil-E-Nadan performed followed by the Roy Cape All Stars. Dil –E-Nadan got the crowd moving. I didn’t really pay attention much to their performance, it was still too early for me. After they performed Roy Cape took the stage. I was really feeling "TUSTY!!!!!!!". Blaxx performed well, he even got the crowd involved and got a number of people to make a fool of themselves by coming up on stage to perform their version of “Tusty”..jokes fuh days!!! But oh gosh, I want to go to gym after seeing Trini Jacob's body eh!

After their performance, it was almost time for the party to come to an end. I danced and ate until it was time to go home. My friends went to Lara later that night and another went to J’ouvert, but I stayed home! I don’t know what happened, but my joints were killing me after Sunny Side Up. So I rested. Plus, I’m NOT a J’ouvert person. I don’t like all that mud and paint and madness…nah!

Watch me and my friend at Sunny Side Up. I'm in the khaki outfit, in case yuh all forget how I look :-P

Machel Montano HD at Zen --

What can I say!?! What an experience! Now, I had no intention of going o Zen. I didn’t even pack an outfit, but I found myself there! To get into Zen was an adventure all in itself. I’ve never seen such a long line and frenzy to get inside a night club. Thank goodness I didn’t have to wait long because a friend was one the line before I even got there. You would think with the extensive line outside that the club would be ram…not at all. I kind of liked it like that though…I had enough room to move and wine!

I got inside just in time to see ketch Machel coming on stage. I found a nice spot in the center and stayed there until he performed his last song. I thoroughly enjoyed myself. Machel performed way better here than he did at Girl Power. He sang a lot of current songs…yes I had to hear “Wild Antz” again. I didn’t mind though, because after that he performed his older hits like “Jumbie” “Higher than High”, “Scandalous” and “Big Truck” to name a few. He even took requests from the crowd. He brought on Patrice, Umi Marcano, Farmer Nappy and Zan on stage. Once again…Zan’s outfit….was ‘special’ yet again. He was dressed in full red and white suit…come een like a late Valentine’s Day outfit. Umi is too adorable. How old is he? He look about 19, but he's still cute! Oh, I can’t forget about the HD dancers….WOW! They were well rehearsed and energized.

Imagine this though, my friend that went with me, fell asleep at Zen! Poor thing, it’s her first carnival and her introduction to soca….but still…fall asleep!!

At about 4:30 it was all over. I left when Stabby took the stage, because I had to go home to take a quick shower, pack my bag and get down to the Ferry. I was boarding the 6:30 am sailing of TnT Express…..yet another night of no sleep!!

FYI…..the corn soup outside of Zen is boss…still thinking 'bout it all now!!

**Images are taken from TriniJungleJuice.com and Triniscene.com

Sweet Sweet TnT!!!!

2009-03-08T15:35:00.002-05:00

Hello everyone!!!

I must apologize for my tardiness on blogging about my Carnival experience. I was beyond sick this past week. Imagine as soon as I arrived at John F. Kennedy Airport in New York I started to feel sick. I later developed mild bronchitis! I'm on my last batch of antibiotics! I tell allyuh that I'm allergic to this city! I'm planning my escape from New Hell City as we speak lol!

ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!! I went to Trinidad and Tobago for the first time! Let mi tell yuh. I was in heaven! My flight left New York at 5:00 am in the morning...yes, morning! Yuh will never catch me on such an early flight again. I did not sleep that night, as I had to do all my last minute packing and arrangements. I always have this problem when I travel because I tend to over plan and over pack! I had to rush to meet my friend at the airport because she and I were traveling together. Of course, she reached there before me, even though I live closer to the airport. I'm sorry, but even if its 5:00 am I have to get dolled up and look cute...yes I'm a poppy show!

Anyway, I flew via Copa Airlines. This meant that I had a connection in Panama. Sweet Jesus, it took 5 hours to get to Panama! This leg of the flight didn't really faze me as I was so tired that I slept for the entire flight. However, my friend stayed awake for the entire flight! God bless her!

I was worried about flying Copa Airlines, but on the first leg of the trip they were on time and served the BEST breakfast…yummy! We finally arrived in Panama and rushed to board our connecting flight. When we arrived at the gat…no one was there. So, my friend (who speaks Spanish) asked a Copa employee if this is the correct gate for our departure! OMG, they had printed the WRONG gate number on out tickets….we had to RUN through Tocumen International; Airport to board out flight, because they were getting ready to close the doors! Imagine if we had missed our flight! I was very upset about this. However, they soon served us some alcohol on the plane, including Johnny Walker, so everyone on the flight was feeling NOICE!

I couldn’t sleep on this leg of the flight because I was so excited! 2 and a half hour later we arrived at Piarco! Woo Hoo! I breezed through immigration, exchanged my money at the cambio and purchased a Bmobile phone, because the phone I thought was unlocked…wasn’t!

Now, imagine after doing all this, my ride STILL wasn’t at the airport as yet! My friend and I were at Piarco…stranded! Thank goodness my friends bf’s friend (yeah all a dat) was at the airport and took care of us. I finally let Piarco and I was on my way to Champ Fleur (where I was stating). Of course, I made a stop off at a doubles spot in Barataria (after trying doubles at Piarco and Curepe, I think this place has the sweetest doubles)! I’m now a doubles fanatic!

Now, I stayed eight days in Trinidad and one day in Tobago (I’ll post my review on that later). I stayed at a friend’s home in Champ Fleur. I felt so comfortable there. Her family welcomed me and my friend with open arms. I hope to stay here next year as well. I love Champ Fleur, because its quiet and peaceful, it reminds me of my hometown in Jamaica. In fact, Trinidad looks a lot like Jamaica!

Now, the best part about Trinidad besides the welcoming people…THE FOOD….I never ate so much food in my life. Doubles, sada roti, bake, bake and shark, roti, pholourie, geera pork and much more….YUMMY!!!!! I gained some much needed weight there yuh nuh!

Next post…fete reviews!

Dead or Alive!?!

2009-03-01T09:51:00.002-05:00

HELLO!!!

No I'm not dead!!! I was really sick in the earlier part of last month and then I flew out to TRINIDAD for CARNIVAL!!! I just got back from Trinidad and I have a serious carnival tabanca!!

I'll be posting all my updates soon soon fuh sure :-)

Sense.com.jm!

2009-02-07T16:21:00.007-05:00

I friend of mine is developing a website called Sense.com to document the history and culture of Jamaica. It's like a Jamaican Wikipedia.

According to my friend, "At the present, the overall design has been completed and I am in the process of strategizing as to how to get content onto the site. I have also made the site public for testing and feedback. May I ask, when you do have some time, if you could visit the site- http://sense.com.jm, have a look and let me know your thoughts on it."

I checked it out and I'm quite intrigued. Good job Moony :-)

Check it out people!

A Quickie!

2009-02-05T22:23:00.005-05:00

This is a quick one before I head to bed:

- Tomorrow is the big day for my hair cut. I'll definitely fill yuh all in on the details!
- I haven't written more about my war with AT&T and Apple as of yet...because it is still ongoing, as a matter of fact I just signed a settlement agreement with Apple today.

A tell yuh...always some story to be told!

Hair I Go Again!!!!!

2009-02-01T12:55:00.009-05:00

Now, if you've been reading my blog you already know my hair drama! Refer back to my Hair Woes, Hair woes Part II , Hair Woes Part III, Hair Woes Part IV to refresh your memory!

I few weeks ago I decided that I'm going to get a new hair cut! I've been procrastinating on doing this, because of my prior experiences last year. However, I'm tired of my current hair length and styling options. Over the past I've been wearing it in a neat ponytail or out in loose curls. The President stated that it is time for change...so I'm heeding his words and changing my hair do!

I've finally decided how I'm going to cut my hair. I wanted a style that wouldn't require too much maintenance. I had already decided to get my hair cut like Vanessa Simmons. However, a few days ago I was on Watever.com being fass and saw a few pics of Dancehall artistes Ce'cile at Shaggy's I Dare You Benefit Concert! I'm loving her hair cut and colour. I'm inspired! This is the general idea of how I want to get my hair cut:

Side profile of Ce'cile's haircut!

Lady Saw & Ce'cile...had to drop this one in :-)

Frontal view of the cut!

Wish me luck with my cut...LOL!!!

*pics courtesy of Watever.com

AT&T and Apple...The New Babylon !?!

2009-02-01T12:00:00.010-05:00

You all would not believe what happened to me! Well as I stated earlier I mailed off my defective iPhone to be repaired. I was supposed to get it back by the end of the week. So, on Friday I grew concerned about my iPhone (I have a love/hate relationship with it), plus I was missing my phone calls and texts.

Well, Friday was a hectic day for me at work, is like I got one months worth of work to do in a few hours. I didn't even take lunch, but found time to call dem people at Apple repair! Guess mi wah, when I spoke to the first representative she told me there was no record of my Iphone,but they did receive the package. How can you confirm receiving the package, but don't know where the rass my phone is? This representative was very rude and facety as well! Jah see and Jah know that I was ready to reel off some clauts on her, but *alas* I was at work. So I just hung up on her!

I finally calmed down and called back, and asked to speak with the supervisor, who was equally incompetent!Where they find these people from? They have worse customer service that the KFC people in Jamaica (and trus' mi I've had my share of blow outs with them eh!). At the end of my pointless conversation with Chris (the supervisor) I was told that they are going to try and locate my IPhone, BUT that they are close early on Fridays and are completely closed on Saturdays and Sunday, so I won't be notified of the status of my phone until Monday! Listen nuh, I had to just bite my tongue and say ok, because I could feel my blood pressure rising!

Now yesterday I called them back to see if there was any news on my iPhone. I got the same stale story that I won't hear anything until Monday. When I asked if I will be given a new iPhone if my current one isn't located, the service representative replied,"I don't know". What do these people know? Apparently not a rass thing!!!

But wait...there is more! I told the woman to transfer me to another AT&T representative so I can make a query about my bill. After being put on hold for what seemed like forever I was finally connected to a representative named Paula! Now, I started to calmly question why there was a stark increase in my monthly payments when I made no changes to my service package. First, she gave me some excuse about me going over my texting limit...but umm...my bill shows that I didn't even use half my allotted texts? Then she puts me on hold...and HUNG UP ON MI! What is going on with AT&T!?! They're making me actually missing my T-Mobile and Digicel days!!!

I'm convinced more than ever that AT&T and Apple are trying to run up my already high blood pressure and send me to the ER! I never bother call them back after Paula the fool hung up on mi! There is an AT&T store located down stairs in my office building. I'm going in person tomorrow, because no one is going to cheat me out of my well-earned money! These people don't realize we are in a recession!?! I really do hope this doesn't end up like my situation with Spirit Airlines where security had to escort me out of the customer service booth when they lost my luggage...for the third time!

We will see how it all works out...

*Image courtesy of www.textonphone.com

At War with AT&T Wireless and Apple!!!

2009-01-28T11:34:00.008-05:00

This is my third day without a cell phone! Yuh want to know why? Because AT&T Wireless and Apple are a real set of thieves!!! They have me feeling extremely irate right now. First they over charge me for monthly services two months in a row. How can my bill, which is usually roughly $74.00, jump to $112.00with no change in acquired services. Who are they trying to fool?

This is the fifth time within the last year that my iPhone has stopped working on me. I'm paying these hefty phone bills, without even using my phone. Most of the time all I do is text, because when people call me I'm unable to hear them and vice versa! My phone has a minor scratch and the the Apple store refuses to replace it because of that...though they were supposed to replace it long ago because weird, gray spots started to appear on my screen.

Since the Apple store here in New York refuses to give me a new IPhone and I refuse to stay with a busted cell I mailed it off to there repair site in Texas to be fixed! I told them that when I sent it there was no scratch on the phone and FedEx must have dropped the package at some point during the shipping process! Yuh have to really lie to these ppl yuh nuh!

I curse the day my Palm Treo was stolen. It was the BEST phone ever. In addition, my bill was at least $20 less because I was able to opt out of getting an internet package, yuh can't do that with the iPhone. Without a doubt when it's time to upgrade I shall and will be getting back my Palm Treo!!!

Lackadaisical...

2009-01-26T12:32:00.004-05:00

So, I meant to write about the Inauguration of President Barack Obama and such...cause you know is a big ting and I'm a real politics junkie! But I have been so lackadaisical these days and worried about my health. Plus I've been doing a lot...a lot of nothing...but a lot of it...LOL!

I have to share: my law school application process, my attempt to try and resurrect my love life, my party experience, my full blown WAR with AT&T Wireless and Apple, my hair woes and my plans for a trip home (Jamaica...in case yuh forgot!). Most importantly, I'm going to start sharing my preparation for Carnival!

Stay Tuned!

Martin Luther King Jr. Day!!!!

2009-01-19T11:50:00.004-05:00

It's a public holiday here in the United States. I usually don't recognize the numerous frivolous holidays that they celebrate here (Columbus Day!?!),but today is different. Today is Martin Luther King Jr.Day. I admire Dr.King for his service, contribution and changes he made for his people and for the nation as a whole.

Today I salute the efforts and work of Dr.King and all the other phenomenal Black leaders like Malcolm X, Marcus Mosiah Garvey, Nelson Mandela, Soujourner Truth, Harriet Tubman, among other. I'm not racist, I'm race conscious!

Living in America has forced me to love my heritage and my people. I'm glad I have realized how important it is to celebrate and recognize my roots, for it gives me a sense of pride and empowerment. Some may look at their pigmented skin and cry, I look at mine and smile! Not a thing better than a Black woman and I'm proud to be one!

Carnival Stress!

2009-01-18T16:53:00.005-05:00

Ohhh gooshh!!!! It's one month and four days until Carnival! I'm highly excited, but it has been an overwhelming task preparing for this trip. Initially, I was going on this trip with a few college friends until they dropped out. So, then I started to plan my trip with my high school friend, however, she couldn't afford to go to Trinidad again since she was considering purchasing house. For a brief moment I considered not going, but then I soon found another friend interested in going. We started planning for our trip from there.

My friend and I have never been to Trinidad before. We are Carnival virgins. My friend opted not to play mas, she wants to observe the "greatest show on earth". I'm playing mas. I couldn't imagine myself travelling to Trinidad and not being a masquerader. I love the excitement, the revelling, the glamour, the glitter, the preparation....not to mention two days of soca, sun and liquor...it mek it!

Acting like college frat kids going on Spring Break in Cancun we readily bought out airline tickets (*I have to talk about the travel arrangements in another post lol*), fete tickets, clothes...we sorted out everything besides our accommodation arrangements. We intally were going to stay at a Hotel or Guesthouse. I don't know it happened, but a few phone calls later I made arrangements to stay at a friend of a friend place in Champ Fleur. A whole lot of mixup gwaan and to make a long story short, me and my friend are still not sure how we are getting around once we are in Trinidad. Neither of us have a license, so we can't rent a car (remember is NYC we live yuh nuh). We also don't have enough people to get a maxi, so I'm thinking about using taxis. Ideally I would like to find one person I can utilize for my entire time there, especially when it comes to fetes. I'm not trying to be leaving a fete sauced up and fretting about my ride home.

So, I've been trying to sort this situation out for the past week or so. I'm very worried about this because I don't want to get there and be stranded, especially since we are staying in Champ Fleur and not in Port of Spain. I'll keep yuh all posted on my drama!

** Update** I've rectified my transportation problems!

Dancehall in Japan...Wooosssahhhh!!!!!

2009-01-18T11:31:00.001-05:00

I've always known that Dancehall was well received internationally. I learned this first hand when I went to a Dancehall party in Rome, Italy a few years go. The vibes was analogous to any party I've been to in Jamrock...well except I was the only black person there LOL!

I now realize that Dancehall is even more popular in Japan. I recently watched a clip from a party in Fukuoka, Japan. Every time I watch these videos I'm left in awe, as it amazes me how these Japanese women can whine their waist better than some yahdies I know. Rah...I can't do some of the things they know how to do! If you have facebook you can view the video HERE! Tek it in and tell me what you think. Please note that the DJ is speaking in Japanese, but sounds Jamaican LOL! There are some more videos like this on youtube as well. Check them out HERE!

Guess mi wah...there is even a Dancehall Queen Japan competition WOW! The saying isn't a lie; music is the international mother tongue!!!

Sting Drama Continued!!!!

2009-01-10T14:59:00.002-05:00

Well, people are still talking about the clash between Vybz Kartel and Mavado! A fellow blogger shared this link with me. If its one thing I miss about yard is the interviews conducted by Onstage on CVM TV. They always have coverage of the latest sages taking place within the Dancehall! Vybz Kartel is a comedian. Every time I see him in an interview, I have to crack up. Mavado, why so serious?

Here is the Link:
Vybz Kartel and Mavado Interview after Sting 2008

What's Going on with Meh!?!

2009-01-10T14:48:00.003-05:00

What's been going on with meh? Oh gosh!!! Is like duppy (jumbie)on meh. I haven't been able to sleep well this past week. Every night for the past week I've been having recurring nightmares! Some real terrifying nightmares as well. I dreamed about being preggers and robbed and then stabbed to death in downtown Kingston. What the rass is this!?! And this is just one of the dreams! So, I have to taking Sleepy Time to fall asleep now.

Then my eyes started to swell up, which turned into an eye infection and a head cold...and a nuisance on my body. I had to leave work early yesterday and go home (well actually my Mommy come pick me up...like school time days LOL). I've been sleeping since then.

Then...yes it get worse...I lost more weight!!! I made an appointment to see my doctor, because yuh all know my health is situation is very precarious. In addition, I'm drinking these weight gainers, which are not palatable at all. My mommy also 'stole' some Ensure from her workplace (the hospital) for me LOL.

Don't fret though, because I'm a fighter. All this shall pass!!!!

Chop Chop...

2009-01-04T17:45:00.012-05:00

As you may all know I've been trying to change my hairstyle for a number of months now. Every attempt I've made to revampt my style has been painfully disppointing.

Since it's a new year I've decided to start over fresh and make another attempt; hopefully this time I'll be pleased!

Here are some possible options:

(a) The haircut on the left!

(b) I like this because it's not too short, but still a cute cut.

(c) This cut is a bit more angular than the one above.

(d)I like the back, not so sure about the front.

(e) I like this, but I would do a side- swooped bang, not a full frontal bang.

I'm still undecided. I'll make my decision on the coming weeks.

*all photos are courtesy of google images with the exceptionof photo (e), which was taken from Trini Jungle Juice.

Turn that Frown Upside Down :-)

2009-01-04T17:34:00.002-05:00

I found this video on achieving happiness on my MSN homepage. Watch the video HERE! They also have a number of other videos on there. The "New Year, New You" section is quite entertaining!

New Year...Hmmm...

2009-01-04T16:07:00.005-05:00

It's a new year! For the first time in long while I had a drama free start to the new year. That's because instead of going to the party I had planned to attend I ended up staying home with my family. None of my friends partied this year either. They either went to church or stayed at home with their family and/or significant other. I wonder if this is an indication of how this year will be?

Hmm, the year has been so uneventful so far. I'm dying of boredom. I was so bored I even cleaned my apartment, balanced my checkbook and paid all my bills for the next month! Maybe I should use this time to study or go to the gym eh!

In other news... I'm planning a big makeover for 2009. I've already done my nails, scheduled my facial and I'm changing my hair...yet again! I want to cut my hair...clearly I didn't learn from my experiences last year!

I'll keep yuh all posted :-)

It's 2009!!!

2009-01-01T09:38:00.003-05:00

Happy Happy Happy New Year Everyone!!!!

All the best for the coming year.

The Clash of the Year!!!

2008-12-30T21:17:00.004-05:00

We neva come pon TV and tuff up we face and gwaan like we a gangsta. We juss kno we a authentic Jamaicans and like all authentic Jamaicans yuh cyaa diss we suh easy."
--Vybz Kartel

How do Jamaicans spend Boxing Day (Dec. 26th)? They go or watch Sting! Sting is an annual hardcore dancehall event, often the site of lyrical warfare and showdowns!

This year there was a scheduled clash between Kartel and Mavado. These two talented artists have been feuding for over a year now. The lyrical attacks show how words can cut, without utilizing violence.

When the dust settled Vybz Kartel won! Some may argue that Mavado won, but yuh can't win a clash when you leave the stage? Kartel was in his glory in his hometown!

There are a number of competing views on the outcome of the clash. OutARoad.com has an article and an ongoing discussion about the clash: Read it here! While on his blog, Onelife asserts that Kartel won: Read it here!

Here are some relevant video clips:

Pre-Sting Interview-- Kartel Speaks!

Pre-Sting Interview-- Mavado Speaks!

Sting 2008-- Clash Part I! (poor video quality, but it's more about the lyrics than the images).

Sting 2008-- Clash Part II!

Ahh, the excitement!

MERRY CHRISTMAS

2008-12-24T22:34:00.007-05:00

It's that time of year again!!!!

Have a blessed day filled with love and compassion!!!

Feedback!

2008-12-24T12:03:00.004-05:00

The year is swiftly coming to a close. Tomorrow is Christmas Day then soon after that it will be a New Year. This blog has been a real heaven sent for me. I was able to share and express my most personal thoughts when I needed to do so the most.

This year was extremely difficult for me. It was filled with tears, grief and heartache. I was sick for most of the year, had my heart broken into a million pieces (took me by surprise..), stabbed in the back by fake 'friends' (I have to write blog about this later), procrastinated on applying to law school... plus many more lowlights and disappointments.

I was depressed for a number of months this year. However, I've realized that I can't let the actions of others bring down my quality of life. I've learnt from my missteps. In the coming year I will learn to only trust and love myself and not seek out happiness through others.

Since I shared more with my blog readers than anyone in my real life I would appreciate your feedback. What did you like/dislike about the blog? How can I make it better?

Please feel free to email me at misconceptionsofme@gmail.com!

Tek it easy,

Channell aka *nycyahdie*

Get Ready to Wuk Up Mad!!!

2008-12-23T12:46:00.019-05:00

I'm officially on vacation. I'm using this time to shop for Carnival necessities (jah know I wish Carnival was next week eh). I already sent money to Trinidad to purchase tickets to fetes when the tickets are released for sale. I paid off the balance on my TRIBE Golden Dove costume and my boots will be custom decorated :-)

What else is left...Monday wear!!! I'm still undecided at this point. I need some assistance! Help me make a decision! Here are my options:

Option 1--Gold Lame hot shorts from American apparel (see below). I'll probably pair it with a tube tube or corset....embellished with rhinestones of course!

Option 2-- This bodysuit in gold.

Option 3-- Yellow top with a hot shorts.

Option 4-- Gold sequined boy shorts

Option 5-- Gold lame Romper

Let me know which option you think is best. Leave a comment or email me at misconceptionsofme@gmail.com.

Woman We Name!!!

2008-12-19T13:40:00.015-05:00

Dancehall is my rhythm driven oxygen. I need a daily dose to survive LOL. However, I've always been bothered by the lack of a support for the female voice in the dancehall realm. Undoubtedly, dancehall is a male- dominated music genre. Things are changing though. There are a number of upcoming artists like: Timberlee, Natalie Storm, Tifa, Stacious and Pamputtae.

However, as these rising starts forge their own path within the Dancehall, one most recognize the Queen of Dancehall LADY SAW and the top lyricist TANYA STEPHENS!

In tribute to the female faces of Dancehall I've created a music player featuring songs from a number of tunes. The list includes hits from this year and classics from the early nineties.

Enjoy!

Dinner at the Library?

2008-12-13T09:42:00.011-05:00

Last night I went to the annual Christmas dinner party for the Caribbean Chamber of Commerce and Industry Inc. (CACCI). I was invited by my friend who works at the Department of State. At first I was a bit ambivalent. I assumed it would be a pretentious, bourgeoisie event. I was wrong!

I actually had a splendid time. The event was held at the Brooklyn Public Library (the same place the NYC Vale party was held at during the Summer). Ma gosh, why someone never tell me that the walk from the train station was so long. I had to walk on a dimly lit road in my brand new spike heels lol! Good thing I always walk with meh pepper spray, because that was the loneliest road I've ever walked on. I soon realized why no one was outside...it was cold nuh rhatid!!! It was freezing and my diva self guh wear mini dress and fishnet stockings :-(

Anyway, after nearly suffering from frostbite I finally arrived! The library was beautiful, and PACKED! People came out in their numbers and were dressed as well. People were dressed in their gowns and all....yuh all know how we love the dress up business already! I was entertained by some of the fashions though....I saw a blonde wig (watch, I'm getting one too) and some bright pink knee high boots and nuff glitter...yah!

The highlight of the event came when they presented awards to outstanding small and mid-sized West Indian owned and operated businesses. The individuals representing these businesses were beaming with pride. They rightly deserved to do so. I highly support promoting and empowering our own. Often times we as a people tend to adopt this 'crab in barrel' mentality and don't support and endorse the upward mobility of our thriving peers. In these unstable economic times it is imperative that we build wealth from within.

After the presentation concluded I did some networking, ate some food, had a few drinks, danced to some soca...all in all it was a lovely night! A different way to spend a Friday night eh!

It's Like I Checked Into Rehab...The Song!

2008-12-10T00:15:00.008-05:00

Anyone that knows me well, knows that I'm obsessed with Ms. Rihanna! Well her latest video is my top pick right now! I've always loved this song! I've been blasting it on my Ipod for months now.

"It's like I checked into rehab..."

Watch it!: Rihanna's"Rehab"

One Sweet Week!!!

2008-12-09T23:06:00.007-05:00

This post is inspired by Wuzdescene's post entitled "If I were a BOY". I have thinking about this over the past weeks. I just want to be a man for one week. One sweet week. If I were the male counterpart to myself I would be a man whore!!!! Don't get me wrong now, If I wanted to I could have liaisons with a number of willing individuals. However, because I'm a virtuous woman with proper home-training I can't go around having frivolous sexual escapades. If you're not my man, I'm not even touching you! Goodas mentality I endorse around here...lol. As a matter of fact for 2009 I'm going to give celibacy a try. I'm not giving this out without a ring *thinks to self*!

Seriously though I would love being a man for a week. I would be position and setting all over the place. I wouldn't have a type...slim, fat, black, white, chiney....equal opportunity! I would just be hunting and daggering from all angles!!! I would lie (because men love to lie)and trick up some love struck women, yuh nuh tell them "baby a you, "you're the one" "I love you" and sex them and leave! All my clothes would be washed and perfectly ironed, while I devour my scrumptious homemade meals right after I play video games! Men have it easy eh! It sickens me!

Ah, maybe one day. Just for a week though...lol.

Crazy Busy!!!

2008-12-09T10:41:00.003-05:00

My loves,

I have been crazy busy with studying and sleeping lately...honest! It's been about eight days since my last post! It's been pretty quiet on my side of the waters. I've even been able to study at night peacefully as the rabbits ( i.e. the sex-crazed upstairs neighbors) possibly broke up. I haven't heard a sound from them in almost two weeks! I shall investigate this matter...lol.

And suh...I officially go on vacation for the rest of the year next week Friday. I'm so excited! I still haven't decided what I'm doing with my vacation time as of yet. I know my family isn't doing it up big for Christmas, since we had a huge Thanksgiving dinner, so I need to find something to occupy my time.

Did I tell yuh all about Thanksgiving? We cooked a great deal of food: honey-glazed ham, curry goat, roast beef, BBQ chicken, turkey, rice and peas, macaroni, potatoes etc. I swear it was like the last supper, except there was a lot of rum-filled sorrel and a wining contest between me and my aunts. In case you're wondering... I won(I told yuh all I was an undercover dancehall queen :-P).

All in all Thanksgiving dinner was great, but never again! My family drives me nuts! They are like FBI agents, they want to know everything that is going on in my life. No sah! I can't deal with that! They are real facety (i.e. curt) too and just because its family I have to be polite. That's hard yuh nuh!

Anyway, let me go back to work now. I'll try and post again soon, as I'm going shopping for CARNIVAL this week....ohhhh gooshhhh!!!!

I'm Shrinking...

2008-12-01T11:21:00.004-05:00

I'll soon be invisible. I've lost an estimated 9 lbs. in less than a month. That means I now weigh around 119 lbs. What the rass is going on here!!!!

I think the fact that November was a highly stressful month for me in all areas of my life took a toll on me. I didn't really mind loosing the weight UNTIL...my boobies shrunk!!! I cried bitterly. Listen nuh, I was flat chested for a very long time and then God had likkle pity on me...and now they are shrinking...not a good look. I already don't have any booty, so I need the boobies yuh nuh. Cute face alone cyaa run tings again...hahaha!!!

Clearly, I'm not a fan of the anorexic model chic look either. According to my deary departed Grandfather, women should "shape like cassava". I somewhat agree. LOL.

Seriously though, all my articles of clothing are now loose and ill- fitted. I already bought my outfit for New Year's Eve and now the frock (quite expensive) is too big!!! Since I have no plans (or means) to buy a whole new wardrobe I need to gain weight in a healthy fashion.

I'm on a mission to work out and eat right to achieve my ideal weight goal of 128 lbs. *Sip sip on my Vanilla flavoured Muscle Milk*

I'll keep you all posted. If you don't hear from me, its because I've shrunken into oblivion *gasps* :-(

I heart Busy Signal!!!!

2008-12-01T10:37:00.003-05:00

Yuh all know I'm a HUGE Busy Signal (blows kiss to him *wink*...lol). So, if course I have the share the write ups in The Fader Magazine featuring him. It look like seh the magazine love him. There are a number of articles featuring him and his work. You even have the option to download his newest release "Up in Her Belly."

Though a vast majority of Busy's tunes fall in the alpha male portfolio, he produces a number of tunes for the ladies as well. His scope is broad. He has his give her a good fuck tunes ("Pon di Edge", "Mek She Stamma"), his social commentary songs ("The Days") , and of course his weed and gun tunes ("Step Out") as well. I'm biased though...because I loved him from his entrance into the Dancehall arena! Whether you like him or not...Busy Signal is a rising star!!

Want to know more about Busy Signal? I'm citing three links from Fader Magazine:

-- Q&A with Busy discussing his writing style, production of his song, fan feedback etc. : CLICK!

-- Busy Signal Cover Story : TUFF LOVE

-- Yet, another article on Busy : Ghetto Palms: Busy Signal!

Revamped!

2008-12-01T00:10:00.002-05:00

I've done a bit of house keeping to the blog...pretty it up an' ting! More changes to come. Hope yuh all like it :-)

--*nycyahdie*--

Just for Kicks!

2008-11-30T22:33:00.006-05:00

I often enjoy trying new things just for fun. Suh one day I was in a goofy mood. I wasn't too inclined to study...so what did I do...I went on my laptop and I joined Eharmony.com. Yes, the online dating service. I did it more out of curiosity than out of a need to find companionship (I'm staying far away from any form of romantic involvement for a long time).

Oh my Goodness...that compatibility text was seemingly longer than any college final I've ever taken! They ask you all type a tings...I'm convinced they are working with the CIA...cause why the rass they want to know so much about likkle ol' me now?I digress....

After what seemed like twelve hours I finally completed the test and uploaded a picture and ting. *Braps* I was notified that I had to PAY ! I don't know what planet I was living on, but I swore this service was for free. I did, however, take advantage of the free trial (yuh all know I love freeness!). Apparently, I'm a great catch *hmm* ...once I signed up every hour I received an email from Eharmony member services that someone wanted to have an icebreaker (a brief, casual chat) or add me as a friend.

I can't possibly take this seriously though...it all seems so...well desperate...online dating. In the back of my mind I always think these men are psychos (that's my niche...). I started to wonder...do people truly find love on these sites?

I know you're probably wondering if I met anyone on the website. Well after I declined a few chats and a million friend requests later I left Eharmony. It's just not for me. On one hand it would be great to have an independent body find a mate for me,because I obviously don't know how to pick them for myself. But then I started to think....I don't even want to talk, date or even entertain the men I know in real life so why the rass would I want to talk to men I meet on the net?

Plus, I'm still healing from my last relationship. For a while I undoubtedly wanted to get back with him, but after weeks of isolation I'm not sure (though I still love him). Maybe I've fallen victim to fuck number one of the "The Great Two Fucks of a Lifetime" (you have to read this post on the RrChitect's blog).

I'm out...

Peace, Love & Lots of Smooches

2008-11-26T10:29:00.003-05:00

Hi everyone!!!

I haven't updated my blog in a few days because I have been spending my free time studying and my family came into town for Thanksgiving...so its been hectic! I haven't forgotten about you all!!!

I'll be providing updates soon. I have so much to share...haha :-)

*Peace, love & lots of smooches*

I've Found a Solution for World Peace!!!

2008-11-19T22:04:00.007-05:00

Ladies and gentlemen I've found the solution for world peace!!! After this post I'm going to collect my Nobel Peace Prize.

*DRUMROLL*

The solution is...SEX!!!! Yes, I'm serious....ok, maybe not! You see I have these neighbours. They live directly above my apartment. They make love everyday, twice, sometimes more three times a day. How do I know this?Because they are extremely LOUD! I swear I hear their bed squeaking and the woman moaning with every thrust of ecstasy (yeah, I've been reading Zane). Sometimes I hear shit breaking and hitting the floor. I can only imagine what is going on up there! No, I'm not being nosy pervert,but when I'm trying to study at 3 a.m. all I hear is the sounds of lovemaking...plus,I'm kinna jealous lol. Anyhoo, last night was the worst!!! I though they were going to break their bed and the ceiling and fall right into my bedroom!

Well I just came back from walking my doggie and guess who I bump into in the elevator...the Nymphet neighbor!!! I couldn't help but stare at her. She was just glowing with no care in the world! Let me tell yuh her body was on point...well of course all that bedroom acrobatics keeping her in shape!!! I guess she noticed me looking at her so she initiated a conversation with me. She is the nicest person I've encountered in a long while. Not the fake nice...but the unpretentious nice.

Anyway, I got to thinking...Hmm...Maybe if we all have safe sex (preferably make love though...but we can't all have that can we?) we wouldn't have time to be fighting and waging all these wars!!!

So, the next time you feel angry, upset, depressed or enraged....GO HAVE SEX (try nuh thief smaddy man/woman)...daily if possible...it's in the name of world peace lol :-P

PRIVACY!!!!

2008-11-16T19:08:00.005-05:00

I talk way too much! I had to learn that the hard way! Don't tell people anything unless you are prepared for them to throw it right back in your face!

It's funny...I'm here talking about privacy on a blog. The truth is I disclose more information to the semi- anonymous internet sphere than to the people I know in real life! I'll continue to keep it that way from now on!

Truth is...technology is a curse...yuh have facebook, myspace, aim, texting. For awhile I allowed myself to get sucked into the madness! NOT anymore!

It's not good to keep everything to myself. However, I've learned that sometimes it is necessary to do so. Not everyone needs to know about my relationships, medical problems or family issues.

So, unless they read my blog, my life will be a mystery to some of my friends and family from now on. Is that wrong?

FYI: This is my third post for the day....jeez...I'm shutting down my laptop now :-P

Drama inside KFC!!!!

2008-11-16T17:28:00.005-05:00

Well I cooked a major feast today...yuh nuh rice & peas, chicken, macaroni, mashed potatoes, and vegetables. I also baked a sweet potato pie and made carrot juice from scratch. I finished cooking dinner from about 1 o'clock this afternoon. Suh...braps....it's 4:30 and I'm hungry again!

I decided to get a small meal from KFC! Well people I went to KFC only to see blood on the floor.The manger passed out, fell on the floor and hit her head. The paramedics had just arrived. Imagine blood was smeared on the floor and paramedics all over and people still wanted to order food!

Um, crowds set me on edge...so I took my hungry belly out of KFC! No worries...McDonald's was one block away. I'm lovin' it...lol.

Now, I'm home and hungry...again!!!! What the rass is going on man. Hmmm....maybe some of this fat will go to my booty lol.

I'm off to go eat another serving of dinner :-P

Opening up...Update.

2008-11-16T10:40:00.003-05:00

Last week Sunday I wrote a very personal piece about my reproductive issues. Since then, I looked into freezing my eggs!!! Upon the recommendation of my doctor I contacted the Manhatten Cryobank. Rass...I never thought these processes would be so expensive! It costs an estimated $2,450 to store my eggs for 5 years.

After thinking about this for a million and a half hours...I've decided to wait two or three more years to freeze my eggs. If my condition worsens before then I'll consider freezing my eggs sooner. I also looked into purchasing sperm (yes sperm!) just in case I decide to have a child on my own in three years. If I were to purchase sperm it would be $435. Hopefully, I wont have to use that route. However, I need to look into all my options. I know I most definitely want to be a mother one day...so if the time comes and I'm single...I have to do what I have to do I guess :-/

I still haven't told my mother about all of this. I haven't told any of my family members actually. I only shared this with a few select people. I don't think I'll be discussing it with anyone anymore. It's not good to dwell on the unfortunate aspects of life...hopefully five years from now I'll be writing a post talking about me delivering healthy babies :-)

The Ex-Factor

2008-11-15T20:58:00.015-05:00

Love is a very strong, inexplicable power. It makes you say and do irrational things. Though love is incomparable...sometimes its not meant to be. I can't and won't ever stop loving my last boyfriend. I did and still love him unconditionally with every core of my being. I never knew I could love someone the way I love him. However, after holding on for a very long time I've reluctantly realized that I must...I have to...let go.

The video and song, Ex-Factor, lyrically describes EXACTLY how I feel right now...

Meet My Man....My LSAT Book

2008-11-15T17:06:00.005-05:00

Good Afternoon America, Jamaica & Trinidad!!!!

I don't know why I thought I was lawyer material yuh nuh!!! My LSAT classes started today! I took my first diagnostic this morning. Um, I was not ready!!!

No worries though, I'm going to work my ass (the little I have lol) off! I'm going to practice and study like a maniac. Who needs a social life when I have my beloved LSAT book *gives LSAT book a kiss*

It's a sacrifice, but a necessary one :-)

Carnival 2kWINE!!!!

2008-11-11T10:02:00.006-05:00

With all the drama going on lately I almost forgot the real reason I started this blog...to share my preparations for Trinidad Carnival 2kWHINE...not 2k9...2kWINE!!!

I can't hardly wait! Of course, nothing goes smoothy when it pertains to me. So yuh dun know I ordered my costume months ago right. Well I realize I bought a size too small...in particular the wrong bra size! I don't know why I thought I could fit my girls into a smaller bra cup. After consulting a few carnival experts (i.e. my coworker Hazel). I realized there was no way my boobies were going to fit into the top I ordered. Since I have no desire to expose my areolas to the world just as yet I made a call to TRIBE. Can we say GREAT customer service. The representative, I think her name is Danielle, told me she would call the designer of that section and would call me back to let me know if a change of size was possible (usually you're not suppose to switch up your size). Less than five minutes later she called me back and told me that they would make the change for me! Thank Goodness! Now I can dance, jump, gyrate and wave without popping out...hopefully :-)

Then now, MEH BOOTS!!! Suh I tek it upon myself to get custom designed boots done by the oh so nice Natalie from Vamp Boots in Trinidad. Since my birthday was in August, my friend Jessica bought me a pair of boots as a gift. I picked out a pair of gold boots online (my costume is Golden Dove) and she ordered them for me. First of, UPS messed up the delivery. WAIT::: I MUST PUT UPS ON FULL BLAST!!! They have the RUDEST costumer service representatives I've ever encountered. I had to tell not one, not two, but four a them jezebels 'bout them claut...not acceptable!!!

Imagine after my friend Jessica ordered my boots these UPS people failed to deliver them. Then she contacted them and they said they would keep the package at the UPS site for her to pick them up. UPS nuh send back my boots to the vendor!!!! To cut a long story shrt, I eventually got my boots delivered to my job. When the said boots finally arrived...I opened the box...they were HIDEOUS!!! They looked oh so different from their advertised counterpart. Alas, after all that had to mail them back. Suh I'm still looking for appropriate boots!

Now, about getting in shape. Ummm, I'm not going to lie...I'm not into working out at all. I'm a little piggy...I just eat, eat, eat...then sleep, sleep, sleep. I attempted to do crunches in the morning, but I'm not very disciplined. I need to tone up though. I can't walk the streets of Port of Spain with flabby thighs. I got a plan though..

What else? Oh, I've decided that I'm only wearing my costume on Tuesday. So I need Monday wear. I intend on being as naked as possible lol. So I think I'm going to wear a monikini (with stocking of course) and call it a day! I'm also buying up accessories to glam up my costume and Monday wear :-)

Of course I've been practicing my wining by jamming to the latest soca...I got that on lock. Come February this Dancehall queen will be a Soca queen :-P

The countdown is one...Carnival is only about three months away....mi readyyy!!!

Captain Planet!!!!!

2008-11-10T10:44:00.019-05:00

Oh my Goodness I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamed that I was a planeteer and I met Captain Planet!!! Ok, you all know who Captain Planet is right? The eco-friendly blue superhero that rescued the earth from environmental destruction. Oh gooshhh.... I still remember the theme song yuh nuh!!! *sings off key*

Captain Planet, he's our hero

Gonna take pollution down to zero
He's our powers magnified and he's fighting on the planet's side
Captain Planet, he's our hero

Gonna take pollution down to zero
Gonna help him put asunder bad guys who like to loot and plunder

"The Power is Yours!"

Ahhh...the memories, me sitting with a bowl of fruit loops while I watched the planeteers try and save the earth. Kwame and Linka were my favorites! Yuh all must think I'm going crazy...I'm regressing back to my childhood huh! 'Memba mi tell yuh nothing badda than Captain Planet, Yogi bear, Magic School Bus and Reading Rainbow :-)

I think I still have VHS tapes of these shows. Yes, I shall be watching them tonight....after House and Fringe of course :-P

Hmmm...

2008-11-09T14:30:00.014-05:00

Songs can often say the things we ourselves want to say! These are my two favorite songs right now:

If I Were A Boy-- Beyonce
If I were a boy
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I’d be a better man
I’d listen to her
Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
Cause he’s taken you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed

Live Your Life-- T.I. Ft. Rihanna
You're gonna be a shining star, in fancy clothes, and fancy cars.
And then you'll see, you're gonna go far,
Cause everyone knows, just who you are.
So live your life, ay ay ay.
Your steady chasing that paper,
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
You got no time for no hatas
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
No telling where it'll take ya,
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
Cause I'm a paper chaser,
Just living my life (Ay!), my life (Oh!), my life (Ay!), my life(Oh!),
just living my life (Ay!), my life (Oh!), my life (Ay!), my life(Oh!),
just living my life.

Opening up...

2008-11-09T10:38:00.012-05:00

Last week week was a rough week for me personally. I've kept the real reasons for my unhappiness to myself (I haven't told anyone...well until now). Everything just went wrong! I experienced another hair disaster (yes, there will be a Hair Woes Part V, maybe even a part VI lol), then I didn't get to go on my weekend trip to Jamaica...but the worst part of my week was my doctor's visit.

I'm 22, but I have an abnormal reproductive system. I've known that since I was 19. Since then I've been in an early cancer detection program. These doctors have been prodding and poking at my insides a few months a year for the last few years. Luckily, I'm presently cancer free :-)

My mother had the same issues. Yuh see I'm my mother's only living daughter, but I had three sisters. She had a miscarriage, a sill birth and then gave birth only for my sister to die three month later. Maybe that's why my mother is so overly protective of me. I'm the only one that survived (I often wonder what I would've been like to have sisters...*sigh*).

So, here I am at 22 years old in a specialist office. She is telling me that I need to try and start having kids as early as 25 . Since after 30 it becomes harder to conceive and I need to start trying early just in case I have any problems (miscarriages, still births) along the way.

I was sitting there thinking to myself...25 years old...that's 3 years away...there is no way I can start having kids by them. I'll still be sorting out my life, I'll still be in law school, I probably will be unmarried (I'm not very old-fashioned, but I'm NOT having children out of wedlock).

See this is why I don't go to visit that rass doctor yuh nuh! She just gives me beer bad news and stress my ass out...like I don't have enough already! I explained to her that I'll probably end up alone and unmarried. She laughed at me, but I was being very serious. She reassured me that,"You're still young." Well...she said that same thing to me when I was 19...time flies...youth is fleeting. So, I'm looking into freezing my eggs, because I'm in no rush to be popping out babies anytime soon! I panic when my doggie gets sick..imagine if I had a baby! I haven't matured to that phase where I know I will selflessly spend my money on diapers instead of designer bags.

Though I feel I made the right decision. It made me start to think....jeez I might really end up being one of those old, lonely women. I know I'm still young...and attractive. However, one day my beauty will start to fade...just like youth, beauty is fleeting (I swear I saw wrinkles on my face the odda day). This fear was realized when I did something I never thought I would ever have to do yesterday...I went to the movies by myself!!! I had planned to have dinner with my friend, but I was in such a blue mood I couldn't stay home all day and wait until dinner time.

So, I went to the movies (a short walk from my apartment). That shit was so awkward. I mean I've shopped by myself, I've had lunch by myself at restaurant...but the movies...not until now. I made sure not to see a popular movie. I saw The Secret Life of Bees. Luckily the theatre was not packed. I took a seat in the middle row.I even brought some snacks from home! Eh eh..movies tickets are $12 yuh nuh. I wasn't about to spend more money on the overpriced food AMC/Loews had to offer! It was just weird for me, I'm used to having someone sitting beside me or near me. I've been to the movies with various people: my cousins, my friends, my mother, my father, with dates or boyfriends...but ALONE...nah!

I decided to suck it up... a learning experience nuh. Who knows I might have to go to the movies alone again in the near future. I started to make myself comfortable in my seat when my serenity was abruptly interrupted. This older man decided he needed to sit one seat away from me....when he had a million other available seats in the theatre! Then he felt the need to strike up a conversation with me,'bout "what a pretty girl like you doing at the movies by yourself" and offered me some of his popcorn. I promptly told him the reason I was there by myself was none of his business and declined the popcorn since my mother told me not to eat from strangers! I then changed my seat...jeez...can't I be a sad spinster in peace!

About two hours later I was out of the theatre. I was about to go eat (yes by mehself) at Blue Water Grill. It was located near the movie theatre. Luckily, my friend visiting from D.C. called me and I went to a birthday dinner at her Aunt's apartment. I'm glad I went...that was the best lasagna I've ever tasted in my life (no they not Italian, they West African eh). Her family was so welcoming and made me laugh all night. Last night was the frst time I smiled all week. :-)

Unfortunately, I had to go home...lol. On my long train ride home I started to think about how m my day transpired...yeah I couldn't get over going to the movies by mehself! I started to wonder what its like to have someone to go to the movies with...

I started to wonder...what's it's like to be with someone who genuinely cares. I wondered...what's it like to be with someone that wants you around. I wondered...what's it like to be respected. I wondered...what's it like to trust someone...with no regrets. Most of all I started to wonder...what's it like to be loved..to not have to cry, or taken for granted.

As I started to wonder some more I heard "This is 14th Street Union Square"...a nuh my stop dat! I rushed to get off the train. I eventually reached home and went to bed. I've decided that I'm not spending anymore time dwelling on my loneliness. I'm going to start focusing on the positive aspects of life :-)

Voting and PBJ Sandwiches!

2008-11-04T13:12:00.005-05:00

What an excitement!!!! America votes today!!!! You all know I couldn't miss this!!! I wish I didn't have to work today so I could stay home and watch all the action live on TV. Alas, I had to go to work...I woke up bright and early this morning. I went to vote, with my doggie Jingles by my side (he wanted to vote for Obama too, but doggies can't vote as yet lol).

As per usual they were giving out peanut butter and jelly sandwiches (yummy!) and greeting us with a smile. The line was longer than for the last presidential elections (no one seemed to care about that one huh). I never knew that many young and Black people lived in my neighborhood...they came out of the woodwork today eh!!! Despite the long line I was ready to wait to cast my ballot.

Luckily, the old lady in front of me on the line was VERY entertaining. She was in her late seventies and still had that swagger lol. She was flirting with the younger police officer the entire time. Have you ever seen a granny flirt? Hilarious. She later went on to tell me about her boyfriend (yes, boyfriend) and how she was heading out to Macy's to shop for a swimsuit after she voted. She and the bf are headed to Aruba to vacation. AND SCENE!!!

Uum...what was I talking about again...oh, voting. So, I casted my vote with my favourite antiquated voting machine. I also voted for my local candidates too ( because you all know after the presidential elections are over I'll go back to harassing/stalking my local politicians!)

All in all, it was a good experience. I felt just as empowered as the last few times I voted. Only this time I hope to be a part of creating history. We will see what happens...you never know...those redneck Republicans might come out in droves *sigh*. I hope Obama wins...

Over 1,000 Hits!!!

2008-11-02T13:42:00.004-05:00

Ohhhh Gooossshh!!! This is my third month blogging and I've over a thousand hits! I never imagined anyone would want to read my rants and reflections.

Thank you all for reading and following my blog. Special thanks to those of you that comment on a regular basis (Wuzdescene and Jessica).

All jokes aside, this blog has enabled me to to do something I'm passionate about... writing. Whether I'm discussing politics, sex, relationships or music I try to be genuine and undiluted.

Hopefully, you all will continue to read/fass/macco Misconceptions of Me!

*Peace, love and smooches*

--Channell a.k.a nycyahdie

Who Am I Voting For on Nov. 4th?

2008-11-02T12:16:00.007-05:00

Do you feel the political fever? I sure do! The American elections are only two days away. Many are hoping that November 4th will be a day for CHANGE. I've notice people wearing their their political pins, bumper stickers and promotional shirts. New York is a relatively liberal blue (i.e. predominately Democratic) state. Thus it's not surprising that I've seen nothing but Obama supporters. I guess the McCain/Palin supporters are hiding...for now!

The political fervor surrounding Barack Obama is reminiscent of the frenzy Jamaicans use to get into over Micheal Manley; both a great politicians. Not perfect people, but individuals that were seen as breath a fresh air in stagnant times.

I have no choice but to love politics. My family is VERY political aware!!! My mother, father and I vote in every election (local, state and presidential). We often wake up early and go and vote together...it's like a tradition! Every one of my family members living in the state of Florida voted already. One of my cousins was affiliated with the Kerry Campaign and thus she supported the Obama/ Biden 2008 Campaign. I'm a registered voter and DEMOCRAT. I could never imagine myself voting for a Republican candidate. I don't endorse their economic, social or political platforms. I'm STAUNCHLY pro-choice, in favor of necessary social spending and view religion and politics as equally important, but separate realms that should stay separated!

I'm voting for Barack Obama on November 4th. I'm not just voting for him because I'm hoping he can make history and be the first Black man to run a predominately white (and still extremely racist) America. I'm voting for him because he is actually qualified for the position. He aims to reallocate tax payer dollars and use it for more social services rather than bolstering the pockets of multi-billion dollar corporations. This is a capitalistic society, but a regulations need to be put in place.

His health care plan is more feasible the his competitors. Imagine America is supposedly a first world nation and unless you are provided with insurance from your employer is it almost impossible to access affordable heath care? Utter madness!!!

Obama actually has a plan to see an eminent end to the fiasco that is the war in Iraq. I'm not even going o get into why America initiated a war with Iraq. I would rather my taxes, that I see taken from my pay check every pay cycle, used for stem cell research and on increasing the budgets for state and city funded schools than on waging a disorganized war.

In addition, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES am I voting for anyone that is not Pro-choice. I'm not pro-abortion, but pro-choice. I couldn't personally see myself having an abortion (for a number of reasons). However, abortions should be accessible to any woman who needs it. The choice to carry a child full term is one that should be made by the mother of that child, not by the State. Every woman deserves the right to choose if she wants to use the morning after pill, have an abortion or even have her own daughter learn about safer, smarter sex practices in public school!

Listen, I'm not expecting miracles. Obama is human. He has a daunting task ahead of him. He has to clean up all the fuckry George Bush and others created over the last decade. I simply desire economic stability, the prevention of the erosion of women's rights and an objective to address the faltering health care and school system.

Let's see what's going to happen on Tuesday night...when America votes!